Visit our other sites:   

Search the site

  

Grab my RSS feed | (What's this?)

About this Blog

Luke Edwards is Chief Sports Writer of The Journal and uses his blog to give a unique and entertaining insight into events at Newcastle United and Sunderland.

As well as football, Luke also regularly takes a wry look at the biggest sports stories from across the North-East and beyond. From cricket to rugby and basketball to boxing, some are criticised and some are praised.

Sometimes provocative, sometimes laugh-aloud funny, but always interesting Luke Who's Talking also gives you the chance to interact with Luke and have your say on all the major sporting issues.

Recent comments

Recent Posts

Sponsored links

Archives

Links

Sponsored links


I'm F-ing Brilliant Me...

Posted by Luke on October 9, 2006 11:51 AM | 

Hello, my name is Craig Bellamy and I’m Fing brilliant me, I play for a great club, because I’m Fing brilliant ain’t I! I’m great, the whole world is against me all the time, but I’m Fing great.

I play for Liverpool and I hate Graeme Souness and Newcastle because I was Fing brilliant for them and they sold me because I feigned injury and twice refused to play on the wing because I’m too Fing brilliant to play on the wing so there.

Oh and I’m also the new captain of Wales and we got stuffed 5-1 at home by Slovakia, which wasn’t my fault, it was the others, who are crap, not me, I’m Fing brilliant even though I’ve only scored one goal in ten appearances for Liverpool, which isn’t my fault either, it’s the others who are crap, they don’t pass to me enough, they should realise I’m Fing brilliant me....

Comments (5)

True Mag wrote...

Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha

Posted by: True Mag  | October 9, 2006 12:21 PM

James J wrote...

Do you know what has happened with his court case?

Note from Luke
It's been postponed because of new evidence apparently, but I've no idea what the new evidence is. It'll be brilliant though!

Posted by: James J  | October 9, 2006 7:05 PM

Little Lord Fauntleroy wrote...

Hope his court case goes as well as his first game as captain in his home town in front of his family!
He's got the kind of face I would never get tired of stamping on. Newcastle fans used to dislike David Speedie back in the day and I think we've found someone else we can all mutually despise!

Posted by: Little Lord Fauntleroy  | October 10, 2006 10:31 AM

Richard wrote...

Do you remember when he was involved in something similar up here and was charged with common assualt on an 18-year-old girl?

Nice guy all round don't you think.

I don't think there is a player more unpopular with Newcastle fans at the moment and from what I've heard he is already starting to piss off a few people in Liverpool as well with his constant moaning and whining

Posted by: Richard  | October 10, 2006 11:21 AM

Mike wrote...

We hate him everytime he plays against Middlesbrough, but he's one of those players that you'd love to have on your side rather than against you.

We could certainly do with some of his competitive spirit down at the Riverside.

Posted by: Mike  | October 11, 2006 2:48 PM

Post a comment

(If you haven't left a comment here before, you may need to be approved by the site owner before your comment will appear. Until then, it won't appear on the entry. Thanks for waiting.)