With only the FA Cup and Champions League finals to come before the season officially ends, the North-East transfer merry go-round is already threatening to spin out of control and take some innocent bystanders with it.
That reminds me, when does the Hopping’s Fair hit Newcastle Town Moor? I always enjoy the fairground experience, being ripped off by stall owners when trying to throw a soft ball at a pile of blue-tacked-down tins before throwing up candy floss-tinged sick after a ride on the Waltzer!
All the fun of the fair indeed, but the merry-go-round I’m talking about, obviously, involves football transfers. Although it has to be said, you are always in danger of being ripped off and some pieces of business - such as Michael Owen’s departure or Manchester United’s refusal to let Johnny Evans play for Sunderland next season - can make you feel a little nauseous!
The Premiership season may only have ended last weekend, but Newcastle and Sunderland have been linked with enough players to build a completely new squad. Therefore, I thought it would be useful to list all the weird and not so wonderful names who are “North-East bound,� erm allegedly!
Let me know what you think and, in turn, I’ll put an asterisk beside those names who I feel, realistically, could - and I stress the word could - be here next season.
Newcastle
Tal Ben Haim - Centre Back - Bolton Wanderers *
Kevin Nolan - Midfielder - Bolton Wanderers
Nicolas Anelka - Striker - Bolton Wanderers *
El Hadji Diouf - Striker - Bolton Wanderers
Nicky Hunt - Right Back - Bolton Wanderers *
Joey Barton - Midfielder - Manchester City
Mark Viduka - Striker - Middlesbrough *
Sol Campbell - Centre Back - Portsmouth *
Wayne Bridge - Left Back - Chelsea *
Peter Crouch - Striker - Liverpool
Steve Sidwell - Midfielder - Reading
Nicky Shorey - Right Back - Reading
Djibril Cisse - Striker - Liverpool *
Freddie Ljungburg - Midfielder - Arsenal *
Gelson Fernandes - Midfielder - FC Sion
Sunderland
Craig Bellamy - Striker - Liverpool
Robbie Keane - Striker - Spurs
Neil Lennon - Midfielder - Celtic
Nicky Butt - Midfielder - Newcastle
Jonny Evans - Centre Back - Manchester United *
Danny Simpson - Right Back - Manchester United *
Ole Gunnar Solskjaer - Striker - Manchester United *
Craig Moore - Centre Back - Unattached
Julio Arca - Midfielder - Middlesbrough
Robbie Fowler - Striker - Unattached
Theo Janssen - Midfielder - Vitesse Arnhem *
Andy Cole - Striker - Portsmouth
Joey Barton - Midfielder - Manchester City *
Diego Forlan - Striker - Villareal
Thomas Gravesen - Midfielder - Celtic *
David Nugent - Preston - Striker
Sean Davies - Midfielder - Portsmouth
Zat Knight - Centre Back - Fulham *
Ruud Knol - Centre Back - Vitesse Arnhem *
So that’s 34 players in just over a week then! I’m sure there will be plenty more by the time Sunday’s newspapers hit the shelves!
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