The Sooner Wimbledon Ends The Better
There is only one thing worse than Wimbledon and that's a Wimbledon tournament disrupted by the rain. You’re probably all getting a little annoyed with the weather at the moment, but the thought of seeing Wimbledon run into a third week because of it was too much for me to bare this week.
Think about it what it has done to us. You can’t pick up a newspaper or watch the sport news on television without being swamped with stories from the All England Club.
Fair enough if there was a British player still competing in the tournament but, as usual, our national interest lasted a matter of days and we are instead treated to fascinating stories about, well, people, we don’t really know.
People go on and on about it like it matters, however, what really gets me going is the annual “Why don’t we have any decent British tennis players?� debate.
I’ll tell you why, because, when it comes to the crunch, there are countless other sports children want to play before they pick up a tennis racquet. It isn’t widely played in schools and the whole tennis club thing gives it that air of snobbery which means it's not an all inclusive sport.
And then there is the media who spark the said debate every year, even though they only give the sport any coverage when Wimbledon is on. That’s two weeks a year. For the rest of the time, they don’t give a damn what is happening because people are more interested in their football, rugby and cricket teams.
There is more interest in golf, motor sport, athletics, even basketball than there is tennis. But, for a fortnight in June, we angrily ask why don’t we have any world class tennis players, slag off the people who run the game and then feel terrible when “Tiger Tim� Henman fails to reach the final for the umpteenth time.
I’ve never been a fan of the Henman mania bandwagon for reasons the above rant probably makes clear, but it also annoys me - I worked with his wife Lucy for one summer when I was at University and she was very nice - that people describe Tim as a loser.
This is a sportsman who was once ranked fourth best in the world. Imagine how we’d fall over ourselves if one of the England football team were the “fourth best player� in the world? He would be, in football terms, a legend, a true great and a winner, as well as a multi-millionaire many times over.
Henman - who isn’t short of a few bob mind - is a very talented tennis player who was never destined to be the best. He has had a wonderful career and I actually feel slightly sorry for him that, for two weeks of the year at least, he had the weight of a nation’s expectations on his shoulders.
That burden, which always looked in danger of crushing him, will be passed on to Andy Murray, a Scot who, for all of the millions invested in the Lawn Tennis Association, opted out of their coaching system because he didn’t feel it was helping his development. That’s quite damning isn’t it?
I suppose it is also quite damning that, as a sports reporter, I have such a dislike for a sport which is truly global in participation and interest.
As with most things, my hatred comes from personal experience. I don’t particularly like Tennis because I have very bad childhood memories of being 5-0 up against my dad in a game on holiday and losing 7-5 after I decided “ to take it easy� on the old fella.
I through one of the biggest strops ever, threw my racquet at him and never played a competitive game again, even though I was being coached, played for a club and was actually quite good. So there you go, phew, that was good to get off my chest.
I wonder if Sunderland have managed to sign anyone yet?!
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Tim Henman is the most boring sportsman that has (almost) universal popularity.
I can't see the hype justified to be honest.
The truth is if he hadn't decided to play tennis he'd probably have a decent regular job anyway, the hope's placed upon his shoulders are highly above his actual talent, the truth is he doesn't actually have to play, nor ever did.
The greatest sportsmen came out of poverty, Best, Higgins, Shearer, to name but three, all had no preverbial pot to wee in, but had a talent.
They played because they had nowt else in their lives.
Henman's parents (And Wife) have had great jobs and until we get a player so determined to win (Because he has to, ((Note all players who become successful, rapidly become also rans when they have achieved their goal, with money)) we will always be behind th rest of the world as sponsorship is thrown at our "Stars"
Imagine Federer against Henman at their best, OH, the shame.
But why, oh why did you ease off against the old man?
Give him a kicking, but I suppose it's not your fault, because that isn't British is it?
Maybe thats our problem, we aren't competitive enough, we have it all given to us before we have actually done anything. Paul.
Note From Luke
Trust me Paul, I really wish I hadn't eased off! Still, it was his money spent on the coaching which went to waste so there is some poetic justice there perhaps.
Goor argument about our tennis players and sponsorship/lottery funding. It seems to be the same in athletics as well
It's not global in interest! Understand the media of television...it's relatively cheap, like cricket. It's wallpaper coverage with little outlay. It is the future of media sport, the longer the tedium lasts the more likely television will cover it...they prophesised rollerball and what we got was cricket and tennis, you can fill days of programming with the stuff.
I once had breakfast with Magenta Devine in Tooting!.
Just when we thought it was over and done with, that lesser-known Murray guy won the mixed doubles. We're giong to have that commented on for the next few weeks more now.
But yeah, Tennis got about the same response as Cricket. Isn't Hawkeye that scientist fellow?
Note From Luke
He is an elusive fellow this Hawkeye, he sounds like a Native American to me, attached to the Sioux tribe, but how he got involved in tennis I don't know
WIMBLEDON??? haway man luke neebody wants ti knah aboot tennis!! tennis is for posh ***** man
Note From Luke
That was kinda my thought if you had bothered to read it!