The futility of the pre-season friendlies are already little more than a memory, the new signings are - almost - all in place and finally the real action begins after a summer of transfer speculation, court threats, takeovers and that sport called cricket.
I’ve got to be honest, I can’t stand pre-season because it’s football for the sake of, well, very little. It doesn’t mean anything, you spend half your time dealing with misleading information about transfer targets and the other watching unfit footballers with suntans going through the motions in a friendly against some uninspiring team or other.
All pre-season is about, as the name suggests, is preparing for the new season, the proper stuff, the bread and butter or as the Americans would say in an undoubtedly annoying way, the real deal.
So with the new season upon us, it’s time for my pre-season predictions which will probably be about as accurate as a drunk trying to pin the tail on an imaginary the donkey but anyway..... Feel free to leave your comments with your own predictions for the new season.
Premier League
Champions: Manchester United
Runners Up: Liverpool
Newcastle United 10th
Sunderland 14th
Middlesbrough 17th
Relegated
Wigan Athletic, Derby County, Fulham
Best signing: Florent Malouda (Chelsea)
Worst Signing: Mario Melchiot (Wigan)
Top goalscorer: Wayne Rooney (Manchester United)
First manager sacked: Sammy Lee (Bolton)
Best Atmosphere: Liverpool
Worst Atmosphere: Blackburn Rovers
England to qualify for Euro 2008? Yes
Championship
Champions: Charlton Athletic
Runners Up: Wolves
Promoted: Sheffield United
League One
Champions: Nottingham Forest
Runners Up: Millwall
Promoted: Leyton Orient (there goes that heart over head thing again!)
Hartlepool United 10th
League Two
Champions: Peterborough
Runners Up: Darlington
Promoted: Chesterfield
Reckon you can do any better? I’ll keep the predictions until the end of the season and we’ll see who did best than shall I!
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