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Hammering The Not So Happy Hammers

Posted by Luke on September 24, 2007 12:03 PM | 

I’m not even going to mention his name, nope if you want more speculation about groins, hernias, operations and recovery times for you know who, you had better look elsewhere because I’m not going to let another injury to - thou shall not say his name - spoil a thoroughly enjoyable victory for Newcastle at the weekend.

The rest of the country can worry about that little chap’s injury and whether he will be fit enough to play for England in some game or other next month because, for once, I’m going to be happy with what I’ve seen this weekend because hammering the Hammers is something that should be savoured.

After the debacle at Derby, Sam Allardyce needed a result which hinted at bigger and better things, something that not only brought three more points, but a performance that suggested his side were not only functional, but also capable of a little flair and finesse.

I’ve got to be honest, I had one of my “gut feelings� on Sunday morning and it had nothing to do with the chicken kebab I’d polished off on Saturday night! It wasn’t good, I felt a West Ham victory in the depths of my intestines, but, fortunately, it turned out it was just trapped wind! Nothing an early goal and loud belch couldn’t solve.

So apart from what’s his face’s groin strain, there are plenty of reasons to be upbeat if you’re a Newcastle fan. I’m sure most of you have already forgotten about that disaster at Derby! I know West Ham had a pretty decent first half and Steve Harper made a couple of good saves, but can we just be positive for a change....perhaps....possibly, a 3-1 win is a 3-1 win and it could have been more.

The most obvious would be Charles N’Zogbia’s magnificent display at left back and, later on, on the left of midfield. I accused the young Frenchman of spending too much looking at his own digestive system last season, but the manner in which he has turned things round under Allardyce is highly impressive.

Apparently Geremi has also had a lot to do with it, but, whoever is responsible for getting him to play again, Newcastle now have one of the most exciting young talents in the Premier League who has the flexibility to play in any position on the left flank.

If Mark Viduka grabbed the headlines and was the obvious target for some typically dour analysis from the Sky Television pundits, the Australian was still over-shadowed by his young teammate. And to think, the lad had become so disillusioned under Glenn Roeder that he was willing to sign for Fulham! Blimey, he’s not even from Northern Ireland!

If Jose Enrique turns out to be as good at left back as everyone in Spain seems to think he is, then Allardyce will eventually be able to push N’Zogbia further forward and hey presto, suddenly the team has that creative spark in midfield I’ve been banging on about. Happy days.

As for Viduka, he might be a little over-weight, he might well lack mobility and pace and he might well be Australian, but he can certainly score goals. His first-half header from N’Zogbia’s cross was magnificent and the second was, well, an interesting take on the tap in - should probably be shin in - finish.

I’d also, for once, like to praise Alan Smith. He clearly isn’t a right winger, I still doubt whether he scores enough goals to be considered a top striker and I doubt he will even be in the team when Joey Barton is fit, but he did a commendable job for the team on Sunday and he deserves plenty of praise for that. He was full of running, he never hid from the ball and he did lots of tracking back. Not particularly eye-catching, but a valuable contribution nonetheless.

So, the Magpies are up to fifth, they’ve lost one game all season, the team has indicated that it can play decent attacking football and there is a nice easy trip to Arsenal in the Carling Cup to look forward to.

I should probably own up. As most of you know, I'm a Leyton Orient fan, who were thrashed 4-2 by Hartlepool on Saturday - our first league defeat of the season. Orient's local rivals, when we were half decent at least, are West Ham. Now you'll understand why I was so happy Newcastle beat them!

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Comments (4)

Commulus wrote...

Jury Matchday 6

The jovial gateman who told me that access to the ground with a Tesco Club Card was impossible did nothing to dampen my air of expectation for a match which would rekindle our resurgence.

Assumptive reasoning begets a misguided belief that Viduka is a slow lazy lump of suet, but quite contrary to popular conviction, the agile antipodean hit man seemed to hover in the air just the way that a brick doesn’t and fired home a bullet of a header impressively, which set up a gleeful gait down the Gallowgate hill.

I felt a little saddened that out of all the old boys only Bowyer bothered to turn up, Bellamy and the old Newcastle midfielders of Parker, Solano, and the other one whose name escapes me, (you know… the one with the jewellery, and misplaced self belief) well they don’t play for us any more, yet still manage to disappoint!

Even more bemusing, after conceding the third goal those ‘appy ammers fans’ treated us to yet another chorus of ‘I’m for ever blowing bubbles’ …a strange choice of anthem for football fans as it’s a song which really implies ‘I have no worries and don’t care’ despite coming from that cess pit of crime, disease, and inequity that is the East End of London.

Notwithstanding the fat boy getting the ‘Man of the Match’ title from the obviously Champagne soaked sponsors, I was impressed by the contributions of Nicky Butt and Charles N’Zogbia’s

Verdict: The injuries to Owen and Cacepa not withstanding, an excellent all round team display. A ricochet that was sorely needed after Monday night’s capitulation! No free beer this time but I’m letting you off with a caution, so let’s not have any of your lip sonny!

Ps apologies to the late Douglas Adams for the brick analogy (originally attributed the Vogon space ship in the Hitch Hikers Guide to the Galaxy!) And Steve Coogan for the definition of the East end of London …that’s me absolved then!

Pps Striker popularity from the ‘chant-o-meter’ reads Oba Martins:6, Michael Owen: 0. Mark Viduka: 0 that’s quite interesting though highly inaccurate as I did nip out to the gents at one stage!


Note From Luke
"cess pit of crime, disease, and inequity that is the East End of London." Well excuse me, Commulus!
Forget to mention the absence of the old boys, mainly because it made my previous blog entry utterly worthless! Bowyer was the least interesting of the lot and predictably did not provoke any reaction at all. Shame

Posted by: Commulus  | September 24, 2007 12:23 PM

Richard wrote...

While I was happy with beating West Ham, I don't think we should get too carried away with one result. Steve Harper needed to make two fantastic saves to keep West Ham - who had several key players missing through injury - at bay. It was only in the second half that Newcastle really got going, although I agree with you Luke, it was something which suggests Sam might not be as dull as we first thought. Let's see how we dod against Arsenal in the Carling Cup though!

Posted by: Richard  | September 25, 2007 10:23 AM

True Mag wrote...

Excellent performances from Charles N'Zogbia and Mark Viduka but are you feeling ok Luke? I'm sure you said you were impressed with Alan Smith!
An encouraging performance and in front of the St James's Park crowd as well which is always good for a manager. With, Emre, Joey Barton and Damien Duff to come back into the squad, Sam will have even more attacking options even without England's Michael Owen.

Posted by: True Mag  | September 25, 2007 10:25 AM

sam wrote...

a brilliant performance all round but im still not sure we should play a noticeably unfit striker when we had a easily world class replacement in oba on the bench who performed better than owen. harps had probaly his best game 4 the club, beye looks like a great signing, rozy and claudio look good but need to attack the ball more, enrique looks well suited to left back but only time will tell, smith looked better same with geremi, butt well what else can you say, milner looked better on the right, owen needs to properly get over his problems, viduka looks like the missing link from last season, taylor is gonna get better and better, oba if only he scored that chance needs a run in the team as he has pace and power and then theres N'ZOGBIA who will perhaps get into the france full team with more performances like this. more of the same please lads

Posted by: sam  | September 25, 2007 5:23 PM

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