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Anyone Want To Buy a Goldfish?

Posted by Luke on October 23, 2007 2:36 PM | 

If Jermaine Jenas was relishing the chance to return his former club with Tottenham I’d hate to see how he played when he wasn’t looking forward to it.

The poor guy (or should that be goldfish) had an absolute shocker, despite his bold boast about thriving on the animosity aimed at him at St James’s Park. By my count, he passed the ball straight out of play three times, failed to have a single meaningful shot and was responsible for United’s third goal as he failed to close down James Milner.

Nice work son, please come back soon. Oh well, at least you’re living in the big city and will be able to disappear into the crowd for a few days to reflect on how embarrassing things were for you on Monday night! Would be terrible if you will still stuck up here in a goldfish bowl wouldn’t it?!

Basically, it was a job well done against Tottenham and Sam Allardyce can feel proud of what he has managed to achieve in such a short space of time. Don’t get me wrong, Newcastle are far from the finished article and the defeats at Manchester City, Derby and Arsenal are still too fresh to get carried away, but things are definitely improving.

The win over Tottenham keeps them in touch with the European challengers and there is a good chance Uefa Cup qualification is within their reach this season when you consider their rivals are likely to be Blackburn Rovers and Portsmouth.

This, in case you need reminding, is Newcastle’s best start to the season since 1996 and, although none of the 'Big Four' have been played in the league so far, it has been an encouraging start for the new regime.

Newcastle have also been scoring plenty of goals and while Allardyce’s side may not have the same cavalier approach to attacking football as Keegan’s entertainers or the blistering counter-attacking pace of Sir Bobby Robson’s young side, they certainly pose an offensive threat, whoever the play up front.

A strikeforce of Obafemi Martins, Michael Owen, Mark Viduka, Alan Smith and Shola Ameobi always looked dangerous on paper and the competition for places means the manager always has plenty of options in that department. With Emre in midfield and Charles N’Zogbia on the wing, there is also genuine creativity in the side for the strikers to feed off.

Martins was the better of the two forwards on Monday night, but it was good to see Owen given a standing ovation when he was replaced late on in the second half. So much for the United fans who don’t like him, eh? Or maybe, in some twisted version of events which will find favour in London, Newcastle fans were cheering because Allardyce had decided to take him off!

Interestingly only league leaders Arsenal have a better home record than the Magpies so far this season, so if Allardyce can finally get things right when they’re on their travels, Newcastle could be a very dangerous side indeed.

It’s Reading on Saturday, precisely the sort of game Newcastle teams have lost in the past and, with the pain of the 1-0 defeat at Derby still lingering, it is something Allardyce is yet to remedy.

There will certainly be more pressure put on the defence which hasn’t kept a clean sheet away from home, although Cacapa is looking like a magnificent acquisition. The Brazilian hardly speaks a word of English. Presumably he can’t read it either, but he can certainly read a game of football and his calming influence at the back is already evident.

The only person you have to feel a little sorry for is Shay Given. Foreign languages are not his strong point and he admitted he is struggling to get his opinion across in games, even if the screaming rant he had at Jose Enrique in the second half against Spurs probably didn’t need a translator after the full-back had left his man free in the area.

To his credit, though, Given has taken up Spanish classes in an effort to improve communication, particularly with Enrique. Unfortunately the Republic of Ireland international’s best efforts have not impressed Cacapa, probably because the national language of Brazil is Portuguese so Given’s attempts to start a conversation last week were met with a puzzled look until the multi-lingual Geremi explained the blunder to his goalkeeper.

Not Shay’s finest moment, but at least his heart's in the right place....

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Comments (10)

Little Lord Fauntleroy wrote...

I think the best player on the pitch on Monday was Abdoulaye Faye. He didn't miss a header, tackle or pass all game and was a colossus at the back. The facts don't lie. We've started well, but I'm still not totally impressed. Martins & Owen is a non-starter for me. I still think we need a big strong forward like Viduka who, unlike Viduka, will play a good percentage of games.
Milner & Zog on the wings, Nicky Butt, Emre & Joey Barton for the midfield places and several defenders to choose from finally means we have a squad.

Things are looking rosier than they did this time last season, but there's still a very long way to go.

Posted by: Little Lord Fauntleroy  | October 24, 2007 9:22 AM

Commulus wrote...

Jury Matchday 9

‘A large grey battleship grounded upon a reef’ was a suitable description of St James Park, and one thing you certainly don’t do with a battleship is put a sticker in the window saying ‘small person on board’. The horror of a giant car sticker over the Gallowgate roof was an untimely and unwanted indication that our new owner is indeed ‘king of the chavs!’ The Gallowgate End now looks like the window of a Vectra with the goal resembling the top of a steering wheel, and with space either side of the ‘Sports Direct’ logo for ‘Wayne’ and bloody ‘Kylie!’ not to mention ‘Sham 69’ blearing blasts from the over powered stereo system!

There was only going to be one winner tonight and I reckon it would either be us or Totting-ham, and the score line of 3-1 was in mind as I headed for the bookie…hmm 18-1 or a much better 66-1 if I doubled it with a Michael Owen goal…right then! That might give me some holiday spending money.

Well we looked good in an entertaining first half in which Nicky Butt drew admiration for his man of the match type anticipation. A timely instinctive goal before half time from the tsunami’s favourite striker Oba-Oba-fam-i-Mar-tins who took away part of my bet, but the totally committed united number 10 could still redeem himself in the second half.

On a night when no translation was required for nine different nationalities which made up a cohesively fluent and united ‘United Nations’ side. A special word for the defence which filled you with confidence and did things simply and well. A good powerful header from Cacepa for the second. Do we know how to pronounce ‘Cacepa’ yet?

When Milner’s superbly self teed second attempted volley soared into the back of the net for the third, I let forth with the uncharacteristic expletive ‘drat’ to the bemusement of those around me, but a good night for the toon, and you have to feel sorry for the very un-jolly Martin Jol, and those poor spuds fans on that long trek back to London empty handed (just kidding).

Verdict: vandalism of a public amenity…guilty…ASBO!

Ps ‘local hero’ is a nice tune but I would rather have sham 69’s ‘Kids Are United’ which has an edge to it. perhaps a modern local re-mix would be more acceptable there are a few local bands who I’m sure could do a job on the theme! How about a competition?

Note From Luke
I think it's only The Journal who is fussed about the loss of local hero! So what will you do for holiday money now? It is Cacapa by the way and it's pronounced ca-s-apa.

Posted by: Commulus  | October 24, 2007 9:54 AM

Paul Patterson wrote...

Imagine Shay mixing Geordie into the equation?

Goldfish 1: Hey mate have you seen that Bridge, nice isn’t it?
Goldfish 2: Yeah. . . Hang on! What Bridge?

Geremi’s linguistics (along with his leadership) have certainly shown why he’s El Captain.

The start to the season is an interesting one, imagine where we’d be if had actually attacked Derby at Pride Park?

If we can beat Reading, then Allardyce’s target after his “First Phase� will be better than he expected, I assume he didn’t plan to win down at Derby.

Goldfish 1: Hey mate have you seen that Bridge, nice isn’t it?
Goldfish 2: Yeah. . . Hang on! What Bridge?

I’ve been vocal in my annoyance at Mr Owen’s persistent link ups with the “Glorified Prats� (Or the England National Squad) but with him Martins and Viduka (When fit) we have an attack that’s good enough to be in the top 4, Ameobi and Smith are not viable options as I’m not entirely sure what Smith actually does and time has ran out for Shola I’m afraid.

N’Zogbia and Milner are a brilliant pairing on the flanks and the defensive stability of Butt in the middle should allow Emre to bomb on and supply the metaphorical Bullets for the front two.

If we can beat a couple of the ‘Big Four’ at home and nick what we can away against the same sides, then a top 6 position is virtually assured, whatever happens after that, is down to Allardyce and how attacking he wants to be away from home against the sides away from home like Derby and Reading, and who’s up next?

Goldfish 1: Hey mate have you seen that Bridge, nice isn’t it?
Goldfish 2: Yeah. . . Hang on! What Bridge?

Paul.

Note From Luke
Good points about the line-up, but I wonder whether Butt will play when Barton is fit or Emre. I'd like to see Barton and Emre, but I fear it will be Butt and Barton.

Posted by: Paul Patterson  | October 24, 2007 10:38 AM

David Preston wrote...

What's a URL?

Note From Luke
I think it's the web address but it really doesn't matter in terms of leaving comments David. Nobody else leaves it when they leave comments, in fact I'm not even sure why they ask for it.

Posted by: David Preston  | October 24, 2007 11:07 AM

Grumbler wrote...

It is far too early to get excited about toon prospects for this season. Souness and Roeder were easy acts to follow. I have my doubts about 'Big Sam' and all his bluster. Call me a romantic but Keegan took no time to produce a formidable team and Sven is doing likewise at Man. City. I still would have preferred Sven at SJP - it would have been fascinating and his club record is as good as anybody's!

Note From Luke
Grumbler, we should have met for a chat and a pint last season. I thought I was fighting a one-man campaign to get Sven appointed!

Posted by: Grumbler  | October 24, 2007 11:12 AM

Paul Go wrote...

I thought we played really well, Owen and Martins need a few games to gel though before they'll look like a force... hopefully we can learn from our odd mistakes at the back, roll on Reading!!!

Note From Luke
As long as they don't roll over at Reading like they did at Derby I'll be happy. Newcastle should be taking points off teams like Reading away from home and I'm pretty confident they will do just that on Saturday

Posted by: Paul Go  | October 24, 2007 11:54 AM

True Mag wrote...

This are looking up for a change. We were very efficient against Spus and that isn't something we can normally say about Newcastle teams. Good to see the reactions to both Barton and Owen. As for Jenas, he doesn't seem to like the boos so he can expect to get plenty more!

Posted by: True Mag  | October 24, 2007 8:33 PM

Gary Wright wrote...

So far so good and if we'd have had a fit Michael owen all season wouldn't we have picked up more points? particularly against Derby and that interminable Villa game and perhaps the Smoggsters? We also have the opportunity in our second last home game of sending the Mackems DOON, if they aren't DOON by then anyway as well as the highly gifted Damien 'tornado legs' Duff to come back in. We may well have the worry of European football again next year. Something that's only troubled the Mackems ONCE.

Posted by: Gary Wright  | October 25, 2007 12:51 PM

Matt the Mag wrote...

Is it just me, or all this local hero/ sham 69 nonsense missing the point a bit. The argument we should be having is, as the dot lads point out, whether we have any music at all. For me it's been a massive factor in the supression of atmospheres (along with over zealous stewarding, no standing rules and the general Americanisation of football)and we should get our gobs open and sing something as the team come out like we used to. Campaign for nee music anyone?

Note From Luke
I have to be careful I suppose as The Journal is running a campaign to get Loval Hero restored, but I couldn't care less what the run out to as long as it improves the atmosphere. The real point here is that the atmosphere at SJP has been rubbish for a few years now. It's all well and good saying the team should come out to a barrage of noise, but there are rarely barrage of noises at SJP these days, some due to the points you've raised here and others because, in my opinion, too many Newcastle fans have grown old together and have lost their passion. SJP used to be a daunting ground to visit because the crowd was like an extra man, now you barely here them unless there is a goal. If playing Local Hero - which I doubt - improves the atmosphere then great, if having no music improves the atmosphere great, but something is needed to improve it...

Posted by: Matt the Mag  | October 25, 2007 3:12 PM

sylvester scott wrote...

Saw the game Saturday against Reading on T.V. The same old problems with Newcastle, far to slow Reading must have won 98% of the balls played, the passing was terrible looks like another season of excuses.

Posted by: sylvester scott  | October 29, 2007 5:25 PM

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