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Emre The Turkish Teletubbie

Posted by Luke on October 8, 2007 1:08 PM | 

I’m not allowed to have favourite players as a journalist, but if I had to choose one at Newcastle it would be Emre, a player I have affectionally nicknamed the Turkish Teletubbie.

Some of you will be mystified by my choice, some merely a little surprised, but I rate the little midfielder more than most a) because he reminds me a little of Maradona with his low centre of gravity b) he’s a rare creative rose in a Newcastle midfield of prickly thorns c) because he looks like a cuddly teddy bear.

I should probably point out at this stage before any of you get the wrong idea, that this is not some sort of crush, our relationship is purely platonic and professional, but there is just something cuddly about him. If the Newcastle marketing department were looking for a gimmick for Christmas, they should think about selling an Emre Teletubbie stuffed toy!

So I was delighted to see Emre have such a positive impact in the 3-2 win over Everton at the weekend, scoring a wonderful long-range strike and then sending over a perfect free kick for England’s Michael Owen to prove he was fit and raring to go for the national team in their Euro 2008 qualifiers.

Emre’s goal encapsulated his quality, a wonderful first touch to kill the ball and a sublime second to drill it into the bottom corner from just outside of the area. The free kick was also perfectly struck and was ideal for Owen’s run off the shoulder of the defender. With Nolberto Solano blowing bubbles in the East End of London, Newcastle have missed this sort of delivery this season.

Emre is not a traditional type of Sam Allardyce player. He is not 6ft-plus, athletic, good in the air and runs all day. He is small and stocky and makes the most of opposition tackles, but he has an eye for a pass and is capable of offering something different to a side which had looked all too predictable.

There have been persistent rumours linking Emre with a move back to Turkey over the summer, but I hope Allardyce is true to his word and does not sell him in January - unless he is going to invest the money in a better creative midfielder!

Allardyce described Emre as a “unique� talent in his squad last week and I hope he has the guts to change his midfield formula to accommodate him when the international break is over. Time will tell if the manager’s praise for Emre was just waffle or whether he really does have a key role to play.

As for the win against Everton, it puts the Magpies among the mid-table pack and once again hinted at better times ahead. I don’t think anyone was thrilled with the performance as such, but it was a good win over a team on a similar sort of level to Newcastle this season.

It was also encouraging to see Charles N’Zogbia on the left of midfield and Jose Enrique - Allardyce’s costliest signing as Newcastle manager - given a start at left-back.

Alan Smith was also finally given a chance to show what he can do up front alongside Obafemi Martins. Sadly, after a couple of encouraging link-ups with the Nigerian, there was no goal, just a booking which means he has picked up a one-game suspension.

So, with the table starting to take a realistic shape, the Magpies are ninth and challenging for a Uefa Cup slot with around half of the Premier League. As I’ve said before, solid but unspectacular from the new manager.

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Comments (12)

Commulus wrote...

Jury Verdict Matchday 8 for the mags then…

It occurred to me that it’s probably for the best to keep your eye on your tankard, cape and magical staff with those light-fingered types around the tavern. A bespectacled azure clad stranger was the subject of much derision in Sam Jack’s bar, as the master of ceremonies declared ‘…sorry no offence mate… you Scousers and we Geordies are made of the same stuff’ Well, whatever that stuff is, (and judging by this weedy specimen under the spotlight) it sure seemed past its sell by date!

Perhaps it was just a soused scouser! But was the cause of bemusement the distressing dancing that put him in a daze before he fell to the ground screaming the words ‘ why was I born so puce hued and scrawny?’ Repeatedly banging his cranium on the stage until he had intaglio-ed a message in head sized Braille dots that was later re-written and subsequently omitted from a blog report.

Upon arrival at the ‘Theatre of Pantomime’, I was greeted by my favourite cheery turnstile operative who quipped, ‘Goodbye, hope to see you again’ but it didn’t fool me for a second…I was in, and I knew that I was heading in the right direction because of the smell of Balti pies which tantalised the olfactory sensors.

A quick diversion to the ‘people’s bookies’ confirmed this was no dream. Why is it that bookies are quite willing to take your money on a bet (which couldn’t possibly come to fruition as half of the damned equation was sitting on the bloody bench), and yet are so unwilling to make a refund?

Anyhow, Butt’s brilliantly calm chip was a delightful piece of nonchalance and thoroughly deserved, meanwhile Alan Smith showed why he is a forward and not a midfielder, This was quite an entertaining game for a change, and the decision to substitute Martins with Owen was rounded upon as a bad dealing, by fans who still haven’t taken to the uncommitted ‘ex-Liverpool and En-ger-land man’ as the press so accurately and infuriatingly call him.

That miss by Martins gave some credence to the claim, that he has problems when he has time to think! When he is instinctive he can be quite brilliant and his pace and running is certainly going to cause a lot of problems to defenders.

Emre’s ephemeral brilliance and Barney Rubble type velocity apart, his Beardsley-esque little legs powered into first gear with little steps and fired one of those raking shots that you always expect to fly just tantalisingly past the post but instead found the corner…oh yes indeed!

Oh aye, and I nearly forgot, the ex-Liverpool man scored one as well! One of the comments in the post match inquest as we wandered back down the hill was that it was about time Owen started to gear his mind towards the club who pays his wages, I couldn’t agree more!

Verdict: He stole my stereo, but it’s only a caution for a first offence…and three points on the driving licence.

Ps. I won my fantasy football league again this month, (£36) astonishment abounds as the humans think that I know nothing of football matters!

Note From Luke
My sports desk colleague Paul Gilder is leading our Fantasy Football table. I'm in a poor 23rd place!

Posted by: Commulus  | October 8, 2007 1:37 PM

Dale wrote...

Luke, I couldn't agree with you more about your comments regarding Emre. The guy is our jewel in the crown so to speak. As I pointed out last week SA has made a rod for his own back appointing Geremi as skipper because once Barton is fit surely there will be no place in the middle for either Geremi or Butt providing we can keep eveyone fit for at least 3 games;).

Keep the faith

Note From Luke
I guess the keyword phrase is keeping everybody fit. My strongest team would be this Given; Beye/Carr, Rozehnal, Cacapa, Enrique; Milner, Barton, Emre, N'Zogbia, Owen, Viduka.
Subs: Harper, Taylor, Butt, Geremi, Martins

Anyway Dale, looks like we can both spot a player. To borrow a phrase from Australia - I seem to be writing a lot about the place at the moment - Go Emre Go!

Posted by: Dale  | October 9, 2007 9:54 AM

Paul Patterson wrote...

I too hope that Emre is a starter against Spurs on Mon 22nd as he is a beacon of creativity, lets hope he stays fit as well.

Ah, but what system to play to accommodate the “Little Turk�? Personally, I thought Faye did well at centre back with Cacapa, so if you could throw in either Rozehnal or Taylor and play a back three, then five in midfield (N’Zogbia, Milner, Butt, Geremi and the Turkish Teletubbie pushing on) would be my choice.

The squad’s looking healthier with goals, it’s just there’s something about Allardyce that suggests he still wants to defend a little too often, hopefully Emre has given him something to ponder over with regards to an attacking option.

He has a quality that would put him in the Arsenal side for me, slightness of foot and a goal in his locker, takes a free kick and lay’s on good passes, Heck, could you imagine him with Fabregas? Havoc would reign.

I’ve always felt the same about Emre, that I did about Hugo Viana, when they both arrived I thought “Wow! Nurture this player and give him the right platform of a team and we will have a right player on our hand� sadly some sections of our crowd got a little impatient with Viana and the coaching set-up didn’t allow him to develop and it was a sad end to see him disappear as a very expensive flop.

Emre has similarly been wasted by two regimes so far, lets hope Sam polishes this diamond!

Paul.

P:S Cuddly Toy’s, How about a Newcastle United cuddly toy range??

“Big Cuddly� Sam,- With operational headmic,
Shay (With arms spread) Given,
“Wee little� Owen,
“Little Turk� Emre,
Nicky Butt “Handle with Care�
Mark Viduka (Don’t get wet or feed him after midnight)
Joey Barton (Warning, may not be compatible with other toy’s)
James Milner and Charles N’Zogbia come in different box’s to the displayed one,
Stephen Carr and Celestine Babayaro (Inclusive with authentic medic box) Strictly No Returns!!
Delux Mike Ashley- Limited Edition, usually out of stock, arrives in replica Newcastle Shirt.
and a talking “Verbal� Alan Smith (just press his stomach and see what he says)

Note From Luke
I will forward your ideas on to the Newcastle United marketing department but I reckon you're on to something.

Posted by: Paul Patterson  | October 9, 2007 10:53 AM

Sports Betting Man wrote...

Emre has always been one of those players for me who has looked like he has the potential to be very, very good. Finally he seems to be showing it - however - comparing him to Maradona might be pushing it a bit far, Luke?

Note From Luke
Yes you're right it is, I get a little carried away sometimes!

Posted by: Sports Betting Man  | October 9, 2007 1:24 PM

Maria wrote...

I agree with you perfectly - including the fact that there's just something cuddly about EMRE. I would simply love to have him in my collection of soft toys:P Jokes apart, I've been watching EMRE 'closely' since 1999 and I hope that more people get to admire him and get an excellent opinion about him because he's simply exceptional - not only as a footballer but above all as a person. His skills are well-known (just ask Galatasaray fans for more info!!), and in fact at a tender age of 17/18 he was already nicknamed as the "Maradona of the Bosphorus". But he just laughed at the comparison and remained humble and simple (even thanks to his mentor Fatih Terim). He is not afraid of hard work and sacrifice; he gives his utmost in every match, proving himself essential for his team. I hope that he does not suffer any more injuries so that he can play consistently and show his unique talent. Unlike Mr Edwards, I am allowed to have favourite players, and thus I can admit to have a crush on EMRE:) I was lucky enough to meet him and speak with him several times, and every time I get still a better opinion of him. He can easily become a pivot even for Newcastle United if he is given a chance.

Note From Luke
Well said Maria, let's hope this is the start of a very successful season for him at St James's Park.

Posted by: Maria  | October 9, 2007 2:02 PM

True Mag wrote...

Emre has always looked capable of becoming a star player at Newcastle, but he isn't consistent enough and seems to pick up injuries fairly frequently.
I don't know about him being cuddly, but I do feel he can something different to the midfield. I bet Michael Owen hopes he stays in the team because he will give him some decent deliveries to feed off.

Posted by: True Mag  | October 10, 2007 2:24 PM

Ronnie ( Busker ) Lambert wrote...

Thanks Luke for the er, thing you allowed only once this time on a couple of blogs back. I hope you get a million replies on that page. Emre! Yes mate I was happier after the 3-2 win, especially seeing Owen score, but Emre exasperates me. I want to love him so much but his inconsistency, and very often his bad temper leaves me frustrated. There is no doubt that his presence on Sunday turned the game from nervey to certainty. I honestly hope that his injuries disappear and he gets a run of form, as a partnership with him and Barton ' could be ' scary to any opposition. Amazing what a win does to alter one's perception of a player, or else I'm fickle, like thousands more. Must add though, that the very audible booing after Martins' substitution was embarrassing to say the least. It did look as though he wouldn't score on the day and Owen is almost guaranteed to any day. So what's the point in making trouble for ourselves by upsetting players? Gary Speed, Warren Barton to mention only 2 had so much crap to put up with from an admittedly sizeable minority but how can this promote a 'UNITED ' effort from all who crave success? Martins is a rough diamond who honestly in himself wouldn't have the temerity to rate himself in Owen's class, just yet. And as it is still very early in the season, everyone must pull together to solidify ' Fortress St. James' ', not give glimmers of hope to opposing sides and their fans by booing over a substitution that fortunately won us the game. You can hear the gloating glee in MOTD's smarmy Lineker's commentary, not to mention the London snide press's exaggerated write-ups. Howay lads, think team on the day, let off steam on great blogs like this. Thanks again Luke for that thing on a couple of blogs ago. Busker

Posted by: Ronnie ( Busker ) Lambert  | October 10, 2007 2:33 PM

Tim B wrote...

I don't care how cuddly he is, Emre has given no serious notice of his intent to play well for Newcastle and give a monkeys about the rest of the team and the fans. When he starts doing that, instead of putting in lazy, annoying performances and continually hinting about returning to Turkey or b*ggering off somewhere else, I'll think about giving him another chance!! Like many, I was very excited when he arrived from Inter, but he's done nothing much so far to cement a place in Toon fans hearts. His assist and goal against Everton was certainly a start, but just a start. Time for him to impress us all or do one!

Note From Luke
I take it you won't be buying a stuffed Emre cuddly toy from the club shop if they decide to stock them for Christmas then!
Like most players, Emre did not get on with Glenn Roeder and lost his form largely as a result of that. Charles N'Zogbia would be another example.
However, just because a player doesn't run around all day, sliding into tackles and staying behind after the game to clap all four corners of the ground doesn't make him un-interested or lazy. There are plenty of different types of footballers and plenty of different ways to be committed to the team.

Posted by: Tim B  | October 10, 2007 4:26 PM

Tim B wrote...

I know there are Luke...I just haven't seen any of them from Emre yet!! Believe me, if he starts playing like anyone who's watched him knows he can, and showing that he's committed to Toon, I'll applaud him more loudly than anyone...

Note From luke
But you still wouldn't buy the cuddly toy! I just hope Emre is given a chance to show what he can do by Allardyce. If he isn't consistent enough this season, United can offload him in the summer with my blessings. Until then, he is a rare creative player in a squad full of try-hards.

Posted by: Tim B  | October 10, 2007 4:37 PM

Trav wrote...

The fact is Emre is our only genuinely creative CM with perhaps only Joey capable to create from midfield too, and as has been a concern since the start of the season the thing that we are lacking most is a creative midfielder in the Elano or Arteta mode, thus it is important that Emre continues to perform in a way that we know he can and if he doesn't, then he should leave and be replaced by a player of superior quality...

Posted by: Trav  | October 11, 2007 12:23 PM

Little Lord Fauntleroy wrote...

I've missed Emre. His creativity and flair is what we've lacked in midfield this season, but he was this good when he first signed and seemed to fade away once he had his feet under the table. Hopefully he won't do that again.

I refuse to mention England's own striker, but those around me know my feelings.

It was nice to see some balance to the side and Alan Smith actually looked good. I think he should play up front more often. Martins is a waste of time. He couldn't hit a parked car and I genuinely believe that, when everyone's fit, he should be left out.

I'm still not impressed and there are a lot of issues to be resolved, but that's why we need to be patient. Just wish we could play some enterprising stuff more regularly.

Posted by: Little Lord Fauntleroy  | October 11, 2007 4:56 PM

The Realist wrote...

The problem with Emre is how fit he is. Constantly troubled by injury and lacking pace. True he has an eye for threading a pass, but with Emre and Butt in midfield you will be overun. Butt despite his goal will often get caught out for pace and end up with yellow cards because he will just foul when he loses the ball.
Barton will be a massive improvement in midfield with his box to box style plus he can score goals.
Martins is still young and hit and miss but works hard and will always score goals.
Has Viduka played more than 2 games in a row. Here is another major injury worry.
Ameobi has never materialised and should be sold once fit.
If Newcastle are in a less than challenging for Europe position by Xmas, Owen will look for a way out if, and its a big if, he remains fit.
Give Allardyce credit for at least bringing in quality defenders (we hope) which previous Managers have failed to do.

Note From Luke
I think Shola's days are numbered and I suspect Owen will be lured away at the end of the season as he will only have one year left on his cpntract in the summer. Viduka's injury record is terrible, almost as bad as Owen, but Smith can cover for him and Martins for Owen. I agree, I think Barton will make a big difference, but I'd like to see him play alongside Emre.

Posted by: The Realist  | October 12, 2007 9:32 AM

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