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Drunk On The Glory Of A Clean Sheet

Posted by Luke on December 17, 2007 10:00 AM | 

In my Journal match report I said it was about as attractive as Pat Butcher in fishnet stockings, but perhaps I should have thrown Dot Cotten in a G-string in there for good measure.

Newcastle's win against Fulham certainly wasn't pretty. It was one of those dire games which makes a mockery of those who bleat on about how the Premier League is the best league in the world, but, ultimately, who cares?

There will be some who complain about the lack of entertainment, but football isn't always like Pro Evolution Soccer or some other computer game you know. It is a results business in an entertainment industry, but when you have secured only your second away win and second clean sheet of the season, I think Sam Allardyce and his players have every right to feel pleased with themselves as they head towards Christmas.

It's not so long ago that some were suggesting Big Sam was heading for the Big Chop if Newcastle lost to Arsenal. That suggestion was always a little over the top if you ask me, but there is no question he was under pressure following an alarming slump, not just in results, but also performances.

Some of the displays, the 4-1 home defeat to Portsmouth, the 2-1 away defeat at Reading, the fortunate derby point against Sunderland and the embarrassment against Liverpool at St James's Park, were dreadful. I was certainly depressed and, as you know, I only really get upset when things go wrong for my beloved Leyton Orient.

But what we have seen since then, the rousing rally against Arsenal, the hard-fought win over Birmingham and the scrappy win at Fulham, is a team which has responded to the pressure with some fight and some spirit. Considering the cars they drive, the houses they live in, the clothes they wear and the women they have on their arms (and elsewhere I presume), it is the least we can expect to see, but sadly we don't always get that, even, do we?

I wonder, however, whether the "crisis" has actually helped Sam. Sometimes these little periods do. There has been a lot of soul searching done and the players have responded to the calls for "real men" to "stand up and be counted."

It would be interesting to know if there was anyone who said, "no actually, I'm not a real man, I'm half woman." so "no, I don't want to stand up and be counted, I'd like to sit down and be counted out if that's alright with everyone - who has nicked my make up bag?"

I think Sam has enjoyed building a siege mentality in the dressing room, a them against us view of the world. It is a tactic frequently used by his close pal - and some would say mentor - Sir Alex Ferguson at Manchester United and I think it's on page 47 of the Premier League manager's manual!

Personally, I'd like to see a little bit more class and quality in Newcastle's performance, but when confidence is low and results poor, you have to try and turn things around any and which way you can. Hopefully the Magpies have done that now and results like the Fulham one will, when we look back on the season, prove to be a pivotal moment.

Either that or yet another false dawn, but it's the season of goodwill and all day drinking so I'm going to be positive for a change!

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Comments (13)

Anonymous wrote...

Luke your quote “a team which has responded to the pressure with some fight and some spirit� makes me laugh; if the other teams had taken their chances we would have lost the games.

This regime gets even more ridiculous as each game goes on, we play just as bad in every one, it’s just in some cases we get lucky enough to win.

We just don’t create any clear cut chances, its so frustrating. Why aren’t we taking the games to teams like, Sunderland, Derby, Reading, Middlesbrough, Birmingham and Fulham? It really is getting quite embarrassing.

It hurts watching pundits and hearing my friend’s say how we are long ball team, we are negative and lack any creativity. It hurts because I know with the players we have we can play much better than that and that doesn’t mean we have to play Keegan style football and leave the gates open at the back, just string a few passes together and make some crosses, play with some WIDTH.

I cant believe what is going on at the cub at the minute, I just prey Alladyce doesn’t get any money to spend on naff foreign players in January.

Its Derby on Sunday, they had won one game all season and i will never forget that night. Are we going to try and stop them playing before we try and make any chances?

Note From Luke
A decent counter argument, just a shame you didn't leave your name!

Posted by: Anonymous  | December 17, 2007 10:24 AM

Paul Patterson wrote...

Dot in a G-String?- Is that my breakfast I feel making a re-appearance?

Performances have been atrocious all season, with only the win over a very out of sorts Tottenham that was really a plus point, although the win against Bolton was a welcome surprise.

I’ve said to numerous people, if the standard of football we are seeing at the minute is a means to an end- short term, then maybe we can put up with things, but if it’s the style Allardyce wishes to use throughout a long tenure at St James’ then he can think again, as performances like that against Fulham will get football done away with.

If Alex Ferguson is a mentor and a role model to Allardyce, then surely using players in the correct positions isn’t part of the thought process at Old Trafford?

Allardyce has always come across to me as the crackers uncle who you think ‘I don’t see him as often as I should’ then when he turns up at a Christmas get-together you say ‘Bloody hell!! That’s WHY I don’t want to see him very often’ usually the things he says and the things he does just boggle your mind to the point of ‘Can I just go home now?’

I’ve also said before, that things at Newcastle seem very jammy at present- So I’ve compiled a little ‘Through the Keyhole’ moment:-

Lets look at the evidence:-

Wigan- Last Minute Owen goal.
Everton- Owen heads in late Emre free-kick
Tottenham- Emre crosses from a corner kick and Cacapa heads home
Portsmouth- Campbell own goal
Reading- Duberry Own goal
Sunderland- Miss hit Milner cross/shot
Blackburn- Martins heads in a Geremi free kick
Birmingham- Martins penalty and Beye heads home from a last minute corner
Fulham- Last minute penalty kick.

Who lives in a house like this?- The answer is a lot of dead ball kicks and last minute luck.

This will run out at some point, so the style of play must change, after all, when was the last piece of crisp, one-touch, attacking football we’ve seen? Er can’t quite think?

I believe the reaction from the fans prompted the little ‘Woooaaahh, Whats going on here?’ that occurred after Liverpool, and the fans need a bit of credit for that, as would we have seen a change in attitude afterwards? The squad (And Manager) got into the comfort zone- Remember Allardyce’s ‘Best start for 10 years’ rhetoric? Well now we’ve got Derby at home to come, lets see how they respond, once again- a la Through the Keyhole-

‘Allardyce- It’s over to you’

Paul.
Note From Luke
I dispute whether last minute goals are lucky, as I think I've done in elsewhere. Ultimately, there is no difference scoring in the first minute as there is the last because the game is 90 minutes, plus injury time long. Newcastle could have scored a pen after five mins and then held on to it at Fulham.
However, I also hope this style of football is a means to an end, in other words to claw themselves out of the hole they found themselves in after the Liverpool game.

Posted by: Paul Patterson  | December 17, 2007 1:01 PM

Nick wrote...

Sorry Luke, 1st blog was from me.

Are these points against Arsenal, Birmingham and Fulham realy going to keep him his job?

Note From Luke
I think it has certainly bought him some more time. I've always said he's get this season to prove himself to Mike Ashley and I don't see any reason to change that view.

Posted by: Nick  | December 18, 2007 10:39 AM

Peter Harper wrote...

Our anonymous contributor is spot on with his observations. As I've said before either you've got it or you haven't and Allardyce definitely has not.He shows no bravery in his tactics and shows even less after the match, only coming out to face the cameras when we win-otherwise sending out Nigel Pearson to face the music.What does that tell you about his backbone?- yes- spineless was the word I was looking for.
And please don't anyone say we've still got Damien Duff to come back as he was total garbage before he was injured-another expensive has been.
Finally Luke you were going to ask the Newcastle board about transparency in future transfer dealings-have you had an answer?

Note From Luke
Peter, I have to be honest I haven't asked, although keep reminding me and when I next speak/interview Chris Mort I'll get it in. The problem is, NUFC is a private company now so the financial records are not public.

Posted by: Peter Harper  | December 18, 2007 11:56 AM

Nick wrote...

Well perhaps Ashley and Mort should think about that view when the fans are expected to renew their season tickets, because the style of football is enough to put anybody off spending hundreds of pounds.

I am just annoyed because it really is another wasted season now.

Note From Luke
Nick, I appreciate you have issues with Allardyce, but the team has just won two and drawn one against the league leaders. With games against Derby and Wigan to come, they could be on the edge of the European pack before Christmas. I hope the quality of football improves, everyone does, but they were in a tight situation and they have managed to turn things around by any means they could. If the quaility of football remains as poor throughout the season then, yes, there maybe a serious question mark over the manager's suitability, but he has got results in difficult circumstances in the last fortnight when some felt he was on the verge of losing his job. I can't criticise him for that.

Posted by: Nick  | December 18, 2007 12:07 PM

True Mag wrote...

I couldn't agree more that the Fulham game was a dreadful one but, as Luke says, all we will care about by the time Derby arrive at SJP is that we won. Newcastle have been criticised for years because they can't win ugly (ie grind out results when playing poorly) now we've managed to do that, there is still criticism because we didn't play attractive football.
I think everyone, including Big Sam, will hope the team performs considerably better as the season goes on, but I can take performances like that every now and again if it means an away win. We've won two and drawn one of our last three games, things are looking up again but still some out there are determined to go on about how awful the manager is. I find it difficult to comprehend to be honest.

Posted by: True Mag  | December 18, 2007 3:34 PM

Ronnie Lambert wrote...

I watched the match on telly with a nervous stomach, hoping to see a good performance but mostly to see three points in the bag, and not just one. I always have a nervous stomach watching the Toon by the way. Goodness knows why I subject myself to this torture but I know I'm not alone, it's part of being a Geordie I guess. Anyway, on 90 minutes, with a resignation of apathetic acceptance, I rummaged for the zapper to switch channels when shock of shocks, a soft penalty after Smith had passed to Milner. Yes I was over the moon as much as vicious Joey and the marvellous travelling fans, and heartened to see Oba smiling again, but it was a hollow feeling, reminiscent of having a tooth pulled out after a great struggle and pain, but knowing there were another two to come out. I feel under Big Sam, there is a lot of pain to endure before we enjoy success.

Posted by: Ronnie Lambert  | December 18, 2007 4:18 PM

Eric wrote...

Players playing out of position isn't helping our team. How long until Tozer can get N'Zogbia into his natural position? And does our signing of Tozer mean we've made another bust of a signing in Enrique? Our future needs a healthy and productive Academy.

Note From Luke
Ah yes, Jose Enrique. £6m worth of Spanish full back to warm the bench! I think I might ask Sam about him when we next speak. Does have a bit of a dud look about him doesn't he. Not cheap either!

I don't think Tozer will be involved at all this season, but nice to see plans are being out in place for the future. He's English as well!

Posted by: Eric  | December 18, 2007 7:13 PM

James 09 wrote...

Positives - A crucial three points - it was away and achieved with an embarrassingly rare cleansheet.
Much more solid defensive display, especially from Beye and Cacapa.

Very real negatives - woefully stale performance to add to the worryingly growing list so far - Villa, Derby, Man City, Sunderland, Reading (let alone the non-performances against Pompey and Liverpool). Yet again one must recall that we have played decent-to-well in only a fraction of our football this term. Certainly, we will not win many, against a decent side playing like we did - and that's really the main concern here.

Allardyce's persistent tactics (it's agonisingly boring to repeat the issues with them) are greatly hampering this squad of players. Like so many other matches this season, we lacked any creative impetus which obviously renders our frontmen virtually useless. Not to mention the very real defensive problems of not playing a left-back at ummmm left-back. This cannot be limited to the players not playing well.

We have a very expensive left-back who SHOULD be getting crucial Prem experience against the likes of Brum and Fulham, yet all he's being allowed to do is collect splinters on his backside!!!!!!! What shrewd management. Surely oh surely Enrique can be played against the electric and prolific Derby County come Sunday?????? (Saying that we carry the national embarrassment of losing to them and it could so easily have been more than one nil).

N'Zogbia (I feel mighty sorry for Charlie as it's just not his fault)at left-back distorts our whole play. I am not saying that playing N'Zogbia and Milner in their natural positions (wow managerial revelation of the decade)would be an instant and infallible solution. BUT....Mr Allardyce , I, like so many fellow Geordies, dare you to try it and see how Derby cope.

Note From Luke
He will be under some pressure to attack Derby on Saturday that's for sure.

Posted by: James 09  | December 19, 2007 12:58 AM

James 09 wrote...

Luke - an inquiry to the man himself re: Enrique would be most appreciated !!!! We can't cast the kid as a dud if he's not given sufficient time on the pitch to suggest otherwise.

Cheers and oh how we NEED to beat Derby !!!!

Posted by: James 09  | December 19, 2007 1:26 PM

graham wrote...

one day we may find out what happened at NUFC between 22 october and the battling result against arsenal.I can't believe it was just a dip in form or one of those things. Something must have gone badly wrong behind the scenes to produce such an awful period. Was Shearer being lined up to take over? was that a cause of the problems and not a possible consequence?Any ideas ?

By the way,your ability to criticise Sam about his performance of his trade is undermined a bit when you drop clangers in yours:'whose' instead of the 'who's' that it ought to be. Ouch !!

Note From Luke
Sorry Graham, that is the peril of writing quickly before heading off for a lunch time drink! On your other point, I don't think anything had to go terribly wrong behind the scenes for a period of results like that. Perhaps Sam was struggling a little to implement his ideas, but I just think the team got stuck in a rut. I certainly don't think Alan was being lined up to take over or anything like that, although his presence is a hindrance to every manager at NUFC until he has a crack at the job himself. Personally, I'd rather Alan learnt his trade at another club before coming to St James's Park...

Posted by: graham  | December 19, 2007 2:03 PM

Chris Wall wrote...

Just to go off topic for a minute lads & lasses, just wanted to mention a certain column in the journal this morning about a gentlemen possibly campaigning to get the east stand named after Sir Bobby Robson? What a great idea and I myself have began a group on facebook of all places (seems this is the place to be these days) to try and make people aware of this. If anyone deserves a place in Newcastle United history it is Sir Bobby Robson and I think the reception he got at the sports personality of the year showed just how much of a respected individually he is. I am just interested to see what your thoughts would be on this Luke? Could it be a possibility? Would you at the Journal support the idea?

Note From Luke
I certainly do support it and I believe The Journal will be mobilising our time and energy behind some sort of campaign I'd imagine.

Posted by: Chris Wall  | December 19, 2007 6:36 PM

Peter Harper wrote...

Make no mistake Enrique is an excellent footballer.He is unfortunate to have been picked in the jigsaw teams of Allardyce where it was obvious the pieces did not fit.He has first class technical ability, is very comfortable on the ball and is a defender of international standard but has suffered desperately at the hands of Allardyce's hotchpotch ideas.
Give Enrique a break -he is quality-it's the manager who is not.

Posted by: Peter Harper  | December 22, 2007 8:30 AM

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