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Kevin Keegan, Pele and Billie Piper

Posted by Luke on January 18, 2008 4:38 PM | 

His hair is grey, his face is wrinkled and worn, but his eyes sparkled and that was good enough for me. I’ve never been in a room with Kevin Keegan before, but when people talk about auras, when they talk about presence and when Simon Cowell talks about the X-Factor, I know exactly what they all mean.

Keegan oozed charisma, he oozed charm, he oozed determination and he oozed purpose. But what really oozed (I’ve used that word a little too much haven’t I?) from Keegan as he greeted the media for the first time since his return was his love for Newcastle, not just the club, but the city and its people.

I believe, a few entries ago, that I insisted I was not a romantic, but a pragmatist to argue why Jose Mourinho was the only, truly outstanding candidate to replace Sam Allardyce as Newcastle manager. Now I’m not so sure. I’m not quite walking in a Keegan wonderland, but I’ve definitely leapt aboard the bandwagon that’s on its way there.

As it happens, I was asked yesterday morning by a friend on that time consuming social network /voyeurs paradise Facebook, who was the most famous person I’d ever met? I was tempted to say Billie Piper, but that was more lust than fame.

After a few seconds careful contemplation I decided on Pele. A Brazilian football legend, arguably the greatest player the world has ever seen and one of the most recognisable faces on the planet.

Well, when Keegan walked into a packed media suite at St James’s Park on Friday afternoon, the mood in the room was just as it had been when Pele stepped on to the stage to share a few words of wisdom. I believe, that is what they call greatness!

Keegan was inevitably on good form. He cracked a few jokes, he said hello to a few familiar faces in the crowd and then he delivered his address. It was carefully worded at times, but as is the norm of Keegan, the passion often got the best of him.

He not only said he was the right man for the job, he said he was the only man for the job at this moment in time. He talked excitedly about why Newcastle was the only club he would return to football for and he admitted he had spent the last 11 years being jealous of every manager who had taken on the challenge of trying to replicate what he had achieved.

He also insisted, while some in other parts of the country may snigger and laugh at the notion, that Newcastle was the club best equipped to break the Big Four’s monopoly of English football. He said let others poke fun at the club, just let him get on with trying to have the last laugh.

He already had the audience in the palm of his hand, but what harm could a little sprinkling of fairy dust do? Keegan is back and he is already thinking big. Newcastle supporters would not want it any other way.

All that’s left is for Bolton to come to St James’s Park on Saturday evening and grind out a 1-0 win in the style of a certain Big Sam someone or other!

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Comments (15)

Ronnie Lambert wrote...

Absolutely Luke, you're too young to have walked in a Keegan Wonderland but you're in for a great ride son, and now you're gonna believe us. I recently said to the best alternative geordie sports newsmen nufc.com's Biffa, and BackPage's Mark Jensen and Mick Edmondson that KK still had unfinished business here, and when Sam's sacked we should bust a gut to get him back. In fact I'd heard that KK was originally Mike Ashley's idea of the man to run his new club but was told he'd finished with the management game. Whoopydoo!! he's put an end to all our frustrations with this coup, and wasn't it lovely to hear Kev say he was jealous everytime he'd seen a new manager appointed here for the last 11 years ? Oh where would we have been if Dalglish the dismantler hadn't come, or the other rabble, Sir Bob not included. The previous board have a lot to be sorry for, except the millions of our quids they pocketed. If the truth wasn't legally bound, and dignifiedly maintained by Kevin, no-one would ever call him a quitter. He never wanted to leave in the first place, and wouldn't have returned but for Mike Ashley emptying all of the rubbish-bins.
Well, now the big 4 and the duff-press will be tweaking down below, especially the latter, as they will be crawling up our rissoles for the king of charisma's every utterance...and we will '' just love it. ''
If you've got space, here's an hilarious e-mail that found it's way to me.....Verily the Lord has blessed us all.

The book was called The Gospel According to St. James. He directed me to the following chapter. Maybe it is written in the stars.

'And lo it did come to pass that He That Would Love It, Love It, didst unto the barren wastes wander. And they that clad themselves in black and white, and named themselves after the birds that steal, shall wander in the wilderness for one times 11 years.

And lo the land of the sainted James shall fall quiet, save for he that shall be called Shearer who didst among the faithful walk. Yet unto himself punditry didst call and on to a sofa retreated he to speak of lads and disappointments and top finishing.

Yet back to the Army of Toon who didst still loiter at the Gate of Gallow; for they shall have a new Master; and thy Lord shall be Shepherd and oh how thou shall want over and over again. For Fred shall become a shepherd of managers.

From the north shall he summon a pestilence of Sourness and he from Dalg-land that shall speak Dalglish; from the East shall stride he that is Ruud, who couldst not with the Shearer lie; from the South shall come Roeder, and he shall from the corner of his mouth speak - and what he shall speak of shall be Bobbins.

And from the West shall the Allardyce arrive and with mighty haste shall he the birds of the air disperse with balls of prodigious height. And what shall come to pass will be a very long pass indeed.

And they that unto the ground shall still their pilgrimage make shall cry unto the Allardyce: "Of what though dost, thou knows not! Of what thou dost, thou knows not!"

And yea even though Sirbobby shall his own mark make, he too shall pass, for the Lord thy Shepherd shall not want anyone for he canst not a decision stick to, the big lardy pillock.
And yet as it was foretold, the man shall come againDerek 'Robbo' Robson

And for they that cast themselves in white and black uponst the day before the Sabbath (at around 3pm usually unless Sky's shifted it to some stupid time); for them shall come a man like them, dressed like them, full-bellied and pasty of face as are they.

And he shall be called Ashley. And though he be flipping rolling in it, shall he lie down with them that can a season ticket barely buy. And he shall the Allardyce banish.

And then shall from Pompey a man be summoned and he shall um and ahh and back out for he is no mug and he knows a sh**e job when he sees one. And besides, there are not wings enough to fly him from the sun to the place where the frost forever lies and thou shalt walk with thy 20 Regals turned in thy cap-sleeved T-shirt.

And thus shall it come to pass that all those that look on in wonder and mirth shall pour forth their scorn, yea especially the Smoggie and the Mackem, for lowlier though they art they are not t**s up nor never shall be, so help us God.

And into the Valley of Death stride the Army of Toon and those amongst them shall not revive them: an Owen shall rise but every nine months from his sick-bed but all too soon returneth; he that is named Duff shall be just that; and Joseph of Barton shall arrive upon his donkey and turn into an ass.

And yet as it was foretold, the man shall come again. Ay, and ye shall know him for he shall begin each sentence with the word "'Opefully". And he shall upon the Tyne walk, for he that didst exhilirate with footie most forward-thinking is returned.

And shall the Shearer be when asked if he could be a number two, answer in riddles: 'Number 1, I don't think I'd want be a Number Two and Number 2, I don't know if he'd want one.'

And lo, shall the Geordies get carried away and over-excited and descend upon the club shop which shall run short of the letter K for the replica shirts.

And shall the cupboard that once did house the Fairs Cup remain unbejewelled and shall the Geordie nutcases not a toss give for they shall sing the name of Messiah and he shall them entertain.

And yea though the rest of us snigger, we shall their footy envy and their defence ridicule and we shall, despite it being a decision of sentimental stupidity, wish the lad and his followers all the best.

And shall they turn over Arsenal at the Emirates in the fourth round? Shall they b******s.'

Posted by: Ronnie Lambert  | January 18, 2008 7:27 PM

Dave Russell wrote...

How do you follow that?!!

I live in Scotland, born in South Shields.

I phoned me Mam last night, she is 83, on her own, always complaining about her breathing, smokes her tabs, reads her books, sleeps and is always scared about what is going to happen in the future.
She asked me what I thought about KK coming back - I don't think I got the chance to answer her question - it's the best tonic she has had. I am coming down with her Grandson for the game (we were down last week just to see her so it's not like we are jumping on the gravy train here)
That is the affect that KK can have, it might go belly-up but I tell you there will be so many people who will love being a part of it. It just could not happen anywhere else in Football.
Let's be honest - we have had the "so-called" good managers that we should have patience with - Dalglish, Gullit, Sourpuss, Roeder, Allaridici - they have delivered absolutely nothing. KK and Sir Bob are head and shoulders above them all.
Football is supposed to be about enjoyment, we will enjoy!!!

Note From Luke
Glad your mum is feeling better Dave. I don't think I've seen such a feelgood factor caused by the arrival of one man. Whatever happens in the future, we should all enjoy it while we can, your mum included. However, without sounding too much like a do good doctor, she really should quit smoking if she's having trouble with her breathing! Just tell her KK said so

Posted by: Dave Russell  | January 18, 2008 10:46 PM

Commulus wrote...

The trolls and goblins have left the cave, and are dancing into the sunlight! ‘No stop!’ I cried, but it was too late, someone turned up with a banjo, I felt so alone!

Now is that self-deprecating, surreal Tolkienesque analogy of contemporised socio-political sporting analysis or what?

Note From Luke
I'm stroking my beard -actually I shaved it off last week as my better half decided she hated it - in contemplation. If you're feeling lonely, I'd head along to SJP at about half four, should be a bit of a party starting!

Posted by: Commulus  | January 18, 2008 11:49 PM

Paul Patterson wrote...

The style is key, the style by which we play from here on in, is going to be far different from the previous four years.

Already there is a buzz, a sense of excitement, and that’s BEFORE you start thinking about who Kevin will bring in.

Media have suggested Jermaine Defoe and Shaun Wright Phillips, well Defoe certainly would do, he’s available, he’d cost less than £10m and he’s a bloody good finisher, just out of the Keegan 1990’s scrapbook eh?

He’s probably not needed now with N’Zogbia and Duff in already, but Stewart Downing is hankering for a switch, he is a brilliant flying winger if he’s played right, but he isn’t priority, certainly a future Damian Duff.

Defenders (Hardly Kev’s fortay) are needed, but there are decent defenders at the club, just nothing brilliant- imagine Rozehnal chipping a goal in against Bolton today- but the squad is ok, when everyone’s fit and not away with African duty.

The squad has some frighteningly similar players to that of 1995, Duff- Ginola, Milner- Gillespie, Emre- Beardsley, Owen- Cole, and to top it all off, we have the likes of N’Zogbia, Martins, Viduka, Butt and something we didn’t have back then- a top class goalkeeper or two.

With the young Steven Taylor we also have a bloody good (If slightly raw) centre half, with a huge future ahead of him.

I think the one thing that has came out over the last week is that the Geordie nation should shut itself off to the (Southern) press and get on with the football.

The media have had a right good laugh over this and many, many, many, many, many, events over previous years and I’m sick of it, so lets have a closed ship and bugger the rest of the country.

The signings will come, Mike Ashley has promised that, but the fact is, unlike seven days ago, I didn’t have faith in the man in the hot-seat to buy the class players we need and even less faith in him actually playing them properly.

You also remarked in your last blog Luke, that you didn’t realise that things were becoming so religious, well ten minutes after Keegan was announced on Wednesday night, thousands of people flocked to the church (St James’ Park)- quite religious don’t you think?

And Billie Piper? I take it you saw her in 'Confessions of a call girl'? Phew!

Next time keep your eye's off she's mine! (I don't care if she's married now)

Paul.

Note From Luke
Billie and I have history....

Posted by: Paul Patterson  | January 19, 2008 9:57 AM

ActionSteve wrote...

I must admit, I'm usually a miserable, cynical, glass half empty kind of person (so i still expect bolton to come and spoil the party today), but even I've got caught up in the excitement at Keegan's return...and looking back with a clear head I think it's easy to see why. Keegan was very successful at newcastle. I know that sounds obvious, but i think after he left we tried to make it easy on ourselves by just remembering the glorious defeats and the 12 points thrown away in the belief that someone else would come in and play the same way but with better results. well the results were still pretty good under Keegan.
anyway, here's a crazy suggestion for a signing...Berbatov. Apparently he was a toon fan growing up (he used to sleep in his number 9 newcastle shirt) and Shearer is his idol. Luke, perhaps you should mention that to KK next time you see him! £30m of Ashley's money and we can have Berbatov and Owen up front!

PS: Ronnie's 'email' is an article by the Tee's Mouth on the BBC sport site, just in case you'd get wrong for publishing it here.

Note From Luke
I'll pass it on to KK. As for Ronnie's email, plagarism?! Well I never, but hey, it's good enough for University students!

Posted by: ActionSteve  | January 19, 2008 10:49 AM

Mister Meaner wrote...

Good to see so many people publicly endorse Kevin Keegan's appointment, and acknowledge he is the best man for the job. You might even say that Terry Venables was "very tenable" in his support for wor Kev (pun caused by reading the Chronicle too often).

Posted by: Mister Meaner  | January 21, 2008 6:32 AM

Dale wrote...

Why don't I feel as optimistic as every other Newcastle fan about KK's return? I am sorry to sound like a bad apple but I have a bad feeling about this one. My passion for NUFC was in need of some igniting to say the least under BSA. When the appointment of KK was announced I just didn't get rush of excitment I hear every other fan got.

I am sorry but I believe this will be another step backwards.

And yes I do remember the last time he was here. Great times but the game has moved on a lot since 1997.

Posted by: Dale  | January 21, 2008 12:27 PM

Jeff Eke wrote...

Whoa!

I'm as excited as any Geordie about Kev's return but Paul Patterson has got it real bad if he thinks Emre is anywhere near the class of Peter Beardsley!

Calm down Paul, lad.

Its only just starting!

Posted by: Jeff Eke  | January 21, 2008 1:48 PM

Ronnie Lambert wrote...

Dear ActionSteve, I bought Tees mouth 12 pints of snakebite t'other night and he signed his copyrights over to me. I've had the same thing done to me with my songs, that's why I'm skint.

Posted by: Ronnie Lambert  | January 21, 2008 8:45 PM

zulu wrote...

Paul Patterson nice comments - however you missed the brilliant Rob Lee off your list, and we do not have anyone close to Beardsley. Patience will be required by the bucket load - we saw at SJP this Saturday what a few more months of SA would have been like, and how much work King Kev has to do. Anyone catch the Nigeria - Ghana game; said it before get our scouts to the Accra.

Posted by: zulu  | January 22, 2008 12:42 PM

Anonymous wrote...

Since a good deal of plagirism is allowed on this site, thought I`d share KK record hit from his Hamburg days - maybe the terrace wits can come up with their own appropriate words.

HEAD OVER HEALS IN LOVE
written by Chris Norman and Pete Spencer

You make me a stranger
that's what time can do
baby you mean ev'rything to me
darling there's no danger
for all that we've been through
that anyone could love you more than me.

I've got news for you babe
all the things you do babe
make me think of how it used to be.
And it looks like I'm falling all over again
head over heals in love with you.
Yes it looks like I'm falling all over again
head over heals in love with you.

Will I get through to you babe
I love ev'rything you do babe,
the same old feeling this time's feeling new.
And it looks like I'm falling all over again
head over heals in love with you.
Yes it looks like I'm falling all over again
head over heals in love with you.
In love with you, in love with you.

Cheers Luke - - from an ex Newcastle University Graduate.

Note From Luke
I'm an ex Newcastle University Graduate as well! Do I know you. Hope there isn't any legal action taken against me for publishing these lyrics!

Posted by: Anonymous  | January 22, 2008 1:02 PM

Paul Patterson wrote...

Jeff- I'm not for a minute suggesting Emre is in he class of the great Peter, but the similarities are there.

The squads are similar, we just need King Kev's magic.

Paul.

Posted by: Paul Patterson  | January 22, 2008 11:37 PM

zulu wrote...

Anonymous wrote:
Graduated from N/cle Business School - MBA Class of 1993/4.
Hi Luke, thought I saw some class in your ditti`s.
What`s the real news of the transfer front then ??

Note From Luke
I didn't start at University until 1996 so our paths haven't crossed! As for inside news on transfer targets, I'm off work this week so haven't given it much thought! A boy needs to relax every now and again!

Posted by: zulu  | January 23, 2008 5:59 AM

bebop wrote...

howay the lads

Posted by: bebop  | January 23, 2008 11:07 PM

zulu wrote...

How strong are the rumours of Woody coming back ?
Good move if Chris Mort can pull it off.

Note From Luke
Pretty strong from what I can gather.

Posted by: zulu  | January 24, 2008 4:11 PM

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