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The Dog Ate My Homework, Honest!

Posted by Luke on February 29, 2008 10:15 AM | 

It was interesting to hear Liam Miller's excuses for being late to training this week, shoddy time keeping which led to him being transfer listed by manager Roy Keane on Wednesday.

Actually, the excuses came via his agent, but they brought back memories of my childhood when all sorts of strange and downright ridiculous excuses were given for a variety of misdemeanours. Freak gusts of wind tearing homework into tiny pieces, puddles leaping up to swallow sick notes, a brazen band of stray alley cats ripping your tie off....

By his own admission, Miller had been late for training three times in the space of week, and, last season, he'd even managed to miss an entire training session because he got the start time wrong. Dur!

But, cried his representative, most of them had only been by a matter of minutes and, of course, it isn't his fault if the traffic is bad, three times in a week. Boo hoo hoo. Sniff. Roy is just being a meanie and a bully, it's not my fault, it's not, sniff, I didn't do anything wrong.

Okay, so Roy's reaction was pretty extreme, but why is it that every other member of the squad manages to get to training on time, bad traffic or not?

Why is it that Miller did not realise he had to leave more time for his journey if traffic was bad? Wy didn't he just get up half an hour earlier? Why didn't he just do as he was told? At 27, he doesn't even have the excuse of youth on his side.

And why didn't he just take his punishment, get his head down and hope to prove to his manager that he will be more professional in the future rather than get his agent to whine about it?!

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Comments (12)

jac mills wrote...

Luke

Before we condemn the Miller lad, we should find out if he was coming to the training ground from Cork. Who knows? He may have been visiting Mumsie overnight. And maybe the milkman was late and Little Liam couldn't leave home until he had his corn flakes. Or maybe I have it all wrong and the Sunderland training ground is in Tokyo. The traffic there is terrible.

Note From Luke
Yes, I've heard that about Tokyo Jac, and who said footballers were just big kids!

Posted by: jac mills  | February 29, 2008 1:34 PM

Jay wrote...

Ha! If I lived and played in Sunderland I wouldn't want to get up in the morning either!
Up the toon!

Note From Luke
Now now Jay, play nicely! I've been to a lunch today to mark the 35th Anniversary of Sunderland's 1973 FA Cup win and very enjoyable it was to. The potato and leek soup was especially good. I wasn't alive in 1973, but it was, regardless of which team you support, a pretty amazing achievement!

Posted by: Jay  | February 29, 2008 3:15 PM

jac mills wrote...

Good comment about Liam Miller, Jay. I had a good laugh, even though I was born and raised in Sunderland. Roy Keane was right to make a point re Miller. And you can bet Miller won't be made captain of Sland -- if he remains there.

As for Luke, I hope he had more than fish fingers for lunch on Wearside. Last time I was there I had difficutly finding a place that wasn't a curry- or pizza-takeaway. But they do have great graffiti walls!! Probably the best in the world.

One other point, Luke: I read today in The Journal a story on Michael Owen saying they (the NU team) need The Toon supporters this weekend to be with them for the tough match against Blackburn. Don't know where the lad's been lately, but hasn't he seen and heard approximately 40,000 of the world's most loyal football fans each week at SJP? Or do captains not have the time to recognize total commitment and unwavering dedication? It could be, though, that it probably is all too ethereal for my simple mind.

Note From Luke
It was actually in the Chronicle, but I take your point! I believe the Toon supporters were with the team on Saturday, just a shame he didn't give them their reward by putting the ball in the back of the net!

Posted by: jac mills  | February 29, 2008 6:50 PM

Paul Patterson wrote...

Luke- You weren't alive in 1973??

I'd believe that the dog ate your homework before I'd believe that.

Ha Ha Ha Ha

Paul.
Note From Luke
PahI look very good for my age, even if my hair has fallen out with remarkable speed. It's the stress of covering North-East football you know! I was born in 1978 if you must know, the year Leyton Orient reached the FA Cup semi-finals for the first and only time and the year my other club, Ipswich Town, won it! It's been downhill ever since, 30 years of mainly hurt and counting!

Posted by: Paul Patterson  | February 29, 2008 7:19 PM

maria wrote...

hi luke me again re what
Jay wrote...

Ha! If I lived and played in Sunderland I wouldn't want to get up in the morning either!
Up the toon!
if a safc fan commented on something about the mags as in this lame effort,they would cry into their milk sobbing "Why are they so obsessed with us?"
ha-way the lads.

ps fair play to jac he made me laugh

Posted by: maria  | February 29, 2008 8:36 PM

RAY WILSON wrote...

Hi luke -just as I was beginning to think you were a nice man you go and start writing about Sunderland- I mean honestly Luke there must be more important things happening in the North East to which you could concern yourself with. Its not that I was brought up to hate Sunderland -I think it was something that grew on me -might have been the way things were at school maybe when the teacher would ask me a question I could not answer -to which the usual reply would be -even a Sunderland supporter would know that-or the fact that on derby match days we could never have bacon to eat { it was red you see }. Seems like there was more than a little biase in the north east then Luke -dont think it will ever change.

Note From Luke
I'm still a nice young man, I'm equally harsh on both clubs when I want to be.

Posted by: RAY WILSON  | February 29, 2008 8:37 PM

Jay wrote...

touchè Luke! They have one a trophy or 2 since we last won one!I'd tip them for a top 6 finish next year! well depending on the form of sheff utd, norwich, leicester etc!

Posted by: Jay  | March 1, 2008 1:50 PM

Dave Champion wrote...

The best excuse I ever heard and one which I sucessfully used was - I mistakenly ate a bar of laxative chocolate and when I got up in the morning I was unable to leave the bathroom for over an hour

Note From Luke
Good excuse. Because it was of a personal nature few people would question it. Good work, might keep that one in storage!

Posted by: Dave Champion  | March 1, 2008 2:08 PM

James 09 wrote...

Most Newcastle United players have failed to turn up most match days so Miller ain't too bad right.

I'm a Geordie Jay but I think its going to be a case of DOWN the Toon.

Posted by: James 09  | March 2, 2008 2:28 AM

jac mills wrote...

Luke

When I said I saw that article in The Journal, I was just testing you. I knew it was The Chronicle.

I went to your site this bright Sunday morning hoping to see your column on the Blackburn match. Are you still in shock and cannot write it yet? I look forward to it, anyway.

I watched the match, hoped, and finally sighed. NU did take it to the Blackburn lads, just as they did for 10 minutes in the MU match. Don't need to talk about the missed goals, the sloppy defence, the players who were on the field and should not be for much longer, the obvious dejection of the fans after the match and pitiful KK as he tried to be positive and justify. Summing up, NU should have won the game in the first 30 minutes. They played some great football, albeit against a team that did not play well. But, as one commentator said, KK has "one helluva job ahead with this team."

And take heart, Luke. 1978 had some memorable moments.

Note From Luke
I was at Derby on Saturday Jac, but I'll have plenty to say about Newcastle when I get round to writing my blog today (Monday)

Posted by: jac mills  | March 2, 2008 2:26 PM

Keith Hutton Africa wrote...

It's not just a case of being late, a man on an emormous weekly salary can't get to work for 10 o'clock not once but several times. It shows disrespect to the Club the manager the players and the fans. Straightforward Keane won't accept it and that is credit to him. Gaza might not be where he is today if somebody had taken the hard line with him . Nobody is bigger than the Club and if you don't understand that, and how lucky you are to be getting 20K a week you deserve to be shown the door

Posted by: Keith Hutton Africa  | March 3, 2008 10:48 AM

Ronnie Lambert wrote...

Jac Mills born and raised in Sunderland? You sound like a mag on paper Jac, I'd love to hear you say, " Who's keys are these ?" though. Just kidding mate. It must have been character building to say the least being a mackem mag, or you're a hard-case. I once worked with a plumber whose Geordie dad married a mackem lass and raised him black and white, also, they were jehovah's witnesses...poor kid must've been a basket case. Anyway, guess what his brilliantly witted school pals called him, ' Joe Harvey's witness.'....classic!

Posted by: Ronnie Lambert  | March 3, 2008 11:19 AM

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