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End Of Season Awards

Posted by Luke on May 12, 2008 12:36 PM | 

Right then, so that’s that for another football season. All that is left is to wrap up the good, the bad, the great and the ugly from the last nine months in the 2008 Luke Who’s Talking Football Awards.

Newcastle finally got rid of Freddie Shepherd as chairman, appointed two new managers and remained a mid-table Premier League side, albeit with the brief worry of relegation to keep things exciting.

At Sunderland, Roy Keane spent more than £40m to keep the Black Cats in the Premier League and now he wants to revamp the squad by getting rid of some of his - ahem - less than successful signings.

As ever, there is plenty to get your teeth into so here are the categories. I’ve given my choices with each question but please send me yours as well...

1 Player Of The Season: Michael Owen
Hard pushed by Sunderland’s Kenwyne Jones and Newcastle teammate Habib Beye, but this was the season we finally saw why United paid £17m for the England striker. Without his goals - 13 in 28 starts - the Magpies may well have been relegated and it is absolutely vital Newcastle keep him at the club next season if they are going to challenge for a European place.

2 Worst Player Of The Season: Paul McShane
There are plenty of candidates, but the flame-haired McShane steals the crown because of his hapless display in the Tyne-Wear derby at St James’s Park. Having been dropped by Roy Keane after a series of shaky displays at right-back, he returned to the side and had a nightmare. Lost Owen for United’s first and was lucky not to score an own goal when he was saved by the referee’s whistle. Hauled off with only two minutes remaining when he hit a free cross high into the stand behind the goal.

3 Best Signing: Kenwyne Jones
More than a few eyebrows were raised when Keane spent £6m on the Southampton striker, but he is now being linked with the likes of Liverpool and Arsenal after an eye-catching first season in the top flight. Superb in the air and strong on the ground he has been compared to a young Didier Drogba. Still needs to score more goals, but a major reason why Sunderland are still in the Premier League

4 Worst Signing: Greg Halford
He is an excellent player on Football Manager 2007, but if ever there was evidence needed to show computer games do not reflect real life this is it. Lasted six months at Reading before Keane paid £2.5 for him last summer, but looked totally out of his depth in the Premier League, was sent off twice in eight games and was quickly packed off to Charlton on loan. Sunderland will be desperate for a buyer.

5 Best Match: Sunderland 3 - 2 Middlesbrough
The Black Cats made a habit of scoring important late goals and this was the pick of the bunch as it was the result which ensured their top flight status. This was English football at its best. Fast, frenetic, extremely passionate and with the odd little bit of individual magic thrown in as well. A great game and a vital result.

6 Worst Match: Newcastle 1 - 4 Portsmouth
There is nothing worse than watching a side which is set up with the main aim of being hard to beat, being beaten easily, but that is precisely what happened to Sam Allardyce’s Newcastle against Pompey. The visitors dismantled the Magpies defence and made a mockery of Allardyce’s much-heralded new signing Claudio Cacapa. With hindsight, it probably spelt the end of his reign as manager as it appears to have sown the seed in Mike Ashley’s head that Harry Redknapp would be the man they would target as his replacement.

7 Strangest Story Of The Year : Harry Redknapp Is The New Newcastle manager
Not a great one for Newcastle as they had their job offer publicly rejected by the cockney wheeler dealer and not a great one for all those newspapers who wrote on Saturday morning that Harry had accepted the job. The Journal, thankfully, was not one of them. At least it meant Kevin Keegan returned to the North East I suppose.

8 Best Goal: Dean Whitehead vs Manchester City / Obafemi Martins vs Tottenham Hotspur
Whitehead’s was perhaps the most spectacular, a volley from just outside the area, but I just loved Martin’s solo effort in the 4-1 destruction of Tottenham. Picking up a through ball from Joey Barton, the Nigerian scared the you know what out of last defender Teemu Tainio and then dumped him on his backside before slotting the ball into the bottom corner. Fantastic.

9 Best/Worst Talking Point: A 39th Game
Closely followed by Roy Keane slagging off footballers who listen to their wives and girlfriends when deciding where to move, or his attack on hypocritical managers. Kevin Keegan caused a stir with his claim the Premier League is too predictable, but who can beat the plan to play a round of Premier League games in exotic cities around the world in January so that Premier League clubs can make more money out of foreign “customers.” Everything that is wrong with football summed up in one neat little package.

10 Most Memorable Moment: Sam Allardyce Sacked
It came as a complete shock as I had been speaking to Allardyce only a matter of minutes before he was sacked. He had no idea the bullet was coming. Big Sam’s face never seemed to fit at the club and, even if he was never given the time to be a success, the quality of football was pretty dreadful and few mourned him when he left.

Comments (7)

GP wrote...

You've forgot Worst Recluse: Mike Ashley. A man said to never leave his home or speak to anyone other than a few business associates got caught up in the magic of being a football fan and was seen in the stands at St James's, in among the fans at Newcastle away games and constantly buying drinks for everyone in the house when clubbing on Tyneside. Hats off...

Posted by: GP  | May 12, 2008 1:35 PM

Paul Patterson wrote...

Player of the Season

For my side it has to be Michael Owen, simply on importance of goals, in keeping Newcastle up, but for my more preferred Player of the season- please see Best Signing and Best Bargain.

Worst Player of the Season

Oh My God- I’m like a kid in a sweet shop. I just hate Alan Smith so much, again purely from a Newcastle perspective, but he’s goddamned awful. There are plenty candidates, Damien Duff?

Best Signing

This must be Habib Beye, he was a steal. I know people of a red and white tendancy will say Kenwyne Jones, but he’s faded badly and is simply a very poor man's Didier Drogba

Worst Signing

Oh my God- I’m like a kid in a sweet shop Part II- Alan Smith once again rides in to save the day. What's that you say? He can’t be that bad?- I’m sorry, yes he can! Hand the guy the (Bleeping) trophy.

Best Match

The match I enjoyed the most was Spurs away, very enjoyable and a great way for Kevin to show what he can do with limited resources.

Worst Match

Kid in a sweet shop time again- I think you’ve made a good point Luke with the Portsmouth game at St James’ as that showed where exactly Newcastle were going wrong, but my winner MUST be an amalgamation of TWO games against the same opposition- Derby. Newcastle have contributed four points to the ‘Lets save Derby’s Premier League Status’ campaign and both matches indirectly contributed to what I feel as the downfall of Sam Allardyce’s regime.

Strangest Story of the Year

That was won by the complete fabrication, that was the appointment of Dennis Wise as a director on Newcastle’s board. Whoever made that one up needs sacking ASAP. I mean really? As if that would happen?

Best Goal

It should have been Obafemi Martins’ cracker from long distance at Anfield but the bar corrupted the story. Other than that I’d have to say Charles N’Zogbia’s effort at the Riverside. What a scorcher!

Best/Worst Talking Point

I agree with the 39th game story, what a load of money orientated cobblers. Pile of poo. Waste of paper and a complete non-starter

Most Memorable Moment

Being in a pub, when somebody said (On their phone) ‘Never? Really? Great news. To which I politely asked the barmaid to turn the telly onto Sky Sports News (Half understanding what I was about to hear) Kevin Keegan- New Newcastle Manager. And being in tears at the same time.

Best Bargain

Habib Beye again, what a consistent performer and a comfort knowing that we don’t have to worry about at least one position next season.

Biggest Southern loving Poof of the year

Charles N’Zogbia. Simple as that. What the fascination is of living in an overpopulated, overpriced, cesspool of corruption and wealth of glamorised stars is a baffling prospect to me. Maybe London Mole Luke Edwards can tell us. I certainly wouldn’t want to live there.

Best Bald Journalist of the Year

Congratulations to Luke Edwards for keeping us entertained throughout the good times, bad times and indifferent times with his cricket loving, often gibberish gobbledygook of the last year. God bless the woman who dares marry him.

All the best for everyone over the summer.

Paul.

Note From Luke
In the words of a friend of mine over the weekend there is still a covering of hair on the top of my head I'll have you know. As for keeping you entertained, I do try!

Posted by: Paul Patterson  | May 12, 2008 4:54 PM

Ronnie Lambert wrote...

Best moment of the season - final whistle at Everton/beating Sunderland without trying. Best players - Beye, Owen, Harper ..... er ..... . Still not convinced about kamikaze Taylor, and Dunne looked awful in last two matches since I've been specifically watching him. Latest toon circus has me totally dismayed. My old buddy from Oz just bought a plot of land on a south sea island called Vanatua, with it's own small lagoon shielded by a coral reef. With no t.v. or football, no taxes, no Gordon Brown or any distractions to sublime peace. He asked me to go to help him construct a pole house and live there six months of the year for free. I said, " WHAT? NEE TELLY? GET STUFFED." Where would I get my Prozac with no chemists? Where would I get my neurosis with no Toon? Roll on next season.

Posted by: Ronnie Lambert  | May 13, 2008 2:34 AM

Coffee Johnny wrote...

Points well made but worst match has to be Liverpool at home. Utter, utter rubbish from beginning to end and compulsory viewing for any idiot who dares to say that Allardyce should not have been drummed out of town with his tail between his legs. An object lesson in how not to play football and - as usual - an embarrassment played out in front of the nation live on Sky.

Note From Luke
I suppose the only reason I didn't go for this was that Liverpool are supposed to be a top side so losing at home to them isn't such a disgrace. I could have gone for the 6-0 thrashing at Manchester United when Nigel Pearson was in charge!

Posted by: Coffee Johnny  | May 13, 2008 9:46 AM

Snapper wrote...

Its that time again end of season verdicts. Best signing without a doubt Beye, worst performers, Smith and Duff, biggest cry baby N'Zogbia (remember Olivier Bernard), biggest waste of space aprt from Smith, and Duff, Carr. Biggest hope for the future Owen and Martins. Biggest wish, Ashley to communicate with the fans more, those that don't frequent the Blu Bamboo or the Strawberry.

Posted by: Snapper  | May 14, 2008 9:47 AM

Gerry Hagon wrote...

I hope that someone in the SJP hierarchy is checking out the best midfielder from the best team I have seen this season - Andrey Arshavin of Zenit St Petersburg.

This man is exceptional and made fools of the opposition in the EUFA Cup Final - sorry Rangers but he did. I would love it if he came to SJP.

Come on Ashley let us go for the big players whatever the cash. Arshavin is worth it.

Posted by: Gerry Hagon  | May 19, 2008 12:34 PM

zulu wrote...

Hi Luke,

I would like to nominate Steve Harper as the best buy of any season. He could have left in the close season, and has pledged his future to us.

Posted by: zulu  | May 21, 2008 10:21 AM

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