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Anyone Worried About Relegation?

Posted by Luke on September 22, 2008 12:43 PM | 

There is a stench hanging in the air at St James's Park like a post curry and ale fart in a lift. It is the over-powering stench of fear, greed, rebellion and frustration and it is so foul it could even be enough to knock Newcastle United out of the Premier League.

The word crisis is one of the most overused in sport reporting, but it is all too apt for the Magpies. First comes a problem, then the turmoil, then the crisis and eventually the disaster.

If Kevin Keegan's row with Derek Llambias was the problem, the turmoil was the failed reconciliation attempts which followed. The crisis is the shambles of a football club we now see and which has suffered three successive Premier League defeats as meek and timid as Bambi taking her first steps.

For Newcastle that disaster will be Championship football, financial collapse and an opportunity to reacquaint themselves with some old friends from Leeds United, Sheffield Wednesday and Nottingham Forest.

Melodramatic? Maybe. Scaremongering? Perhaps. A very real and present danger? Definitely. As thing stand, it is difficult not to see anything other than a relegation battle ahead and with Hull City making a surprisingly strong start to life in the top flight, one of the so-called big boys could well go this year.

It has happened before and it will happen again. When I went to Nottingham Forest for Sunderland's Carling Cup game last month it hit home that, when I was growing up, Forest where one of the biggest clubs in the country and Newcastle, well, they were just a decent sized club in what was then, the Second Division. In fact, Newcastle were so bad, they even played Leyton Orient in the same league.

Forest, of course, are now back in the Championship after two years in League One - a division Leeds United continue to battle away in after the financial meltdown which followed their own collapse as a Premier League force.

I'm not saying this is Newcastle's fate. Blimey, they have only played five league games this season and the team keeping them off the bottom of the table is Tottenham Hotspur, last season's Carling Cup winners and a team expected to challenge for a top six place this season.

Intriguingly, these two troubled clubs - Tottenham really don't have the same cause for complaint as Newcastle - meet in the Carling Cup at St James's Park on Wednesday night, when the Sky cameras will be in attendance, and the rest of the country will rub its hands in morbid glee at the pain and suffering of both teams.

Home advantage will help the Magpies. It always does. But the way things have gone in the last couple of weeks, it is difficult to see where a win is going to come from.

Newcastle United have an owner who is no longer interested in running the club, but still wants to make a massive profit from its sale. They do not have a manager because the owner has been more interested in trying to find a buyer and they have players who, without Keegan, resemble the mediocre rabble they did before he came.

As for the fans, well they are caught between continuing to protest against the United board and desperately trying to do everything they can to help the players through the storm.

It's amazing how easy it is for professional footballers to use the lack of a manager as an excuse, but there is no question teams struggle when they do not have leadership. Yes, United fans had every right to expect better from those in black and white stripes than an abject 3-1 defeat by West Ham at Upton Park, but can we blame the players for the disarray the football club is in?

The answer is no, we can't. We can expect them to put up more of a fight than they did against the Hammers and Hull, but when they will be playing in a half-empty ground (at least) and the atmosphere is so poisonous, it is futile to suggest they will not be distracted.

If Ashley still cares about the club he wants to sell - he was at Upton Park at the weekend, albeit in a private box rather than with the away fans - as he said in his sale statement last week then he will appoint a new manager and fast. Quite who that man will be - someone out of work and desperate for any route back into the Premier League probably - I can't think.

And if Ashley can't find a buyer willing to pay his asking price then, if he has an ounce of decency in him, he will either lower his asking price or try and come to some sort of peace with the supporters. It is an olive branch they would have to accept, but when the alternative is trips to Swansea and Burnley next season it might just have to be done.

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Comments (7)

Commulus wrote...

‘Now you must remember that we do these experiments so that you don’t have to’….

Another season over before it began, thanks a lot Llambias and Wise, you can throw the hot headed Keegan in the microwave with them all, add a sprinkling of fleet street kindling, and we’ll see if it’ll bang or maybe only fizz?.....Oh what a surprise, it blew a bloody hole in the ozone layer!

Of course the turmoil added to the weakness of the squad, coupled with our unenviable position for the last couple of seasons as the king of the Glen, in the injury league, a twenty-four carat crisis, a humungous hangover of a crisis, the doe eyed deer of all sobbing crisis lovingly prepared by Llambias and Wise, as our brainiac billionaire blundered big time! If Carlsberg did crisis it would be us!

Bambi wasn’t female, he grew up to be a fine stag of male deer, and challenged for trophies at the highest level, methinks there’s a lesson for us somewhere!

Posted by: Commulus  | September 22, 2008 2:14 PM

Mexicola wrote...

If we were a utility the Government would have renationalised us by now. I now hear rumours of a Nigerian takeover bid. Not to stereotype, but why do I hear "George" from Fonejacker in the background. "Heh-low, Mister Ashley? Yes, Mister Ashley, if you can send me your credit card num-bah and then we can wire you thee mun-ehs...". This club is dead in the water. Players to leave in January, club relegated in May, bankrupt and gone within two years. You think I'm being pessimistic? I hope I am, I really do....

Posted by: Mexicola  | September 22, 2008 5:47 PM

Graham wrote...

The players may be a mediocre rabble but they were hardly any different when Keegan was in charge. His actual record was no better than Allardyce's. There has been long term decline since Bobby Robson left. Ironically the best season was when Glen Roeder was temporary manager and that has to be the solution now. Find someone who'll take the job for year, someone who'll have no interest in getting invovled in the politics of the club and let Ashley have time to sell up and for new owners to seriously think about what they can do for the club.

Posted by: Graham  | September 23, 2008 3:07 PM

Ronnie Lambert wrote...

TRUE FAN POWER
This is one chink of light in our present misery. One chance that WE the fans who showed our power by bringing the hierarchy to it's knees, can show the world how much our club REALLY means to us. It is IMPERATIVE that we all turn up to support the team tomorrow night against Spurs in the cup match. This will silence the insults from outsiders that we are fickle and unworthy of Ashley's so-called investments. THIS will be our massive sales pitch to rich investors, that we really are a special breed of people with the greatest, most potentially successful club in the world. This will prove to all that we are not going to stand there and allow our club to go down easily. We could be that famous twelfth man our team needs in their present state of dejection. Geordies all over Tyneside, we owe it to our heritage to please try to get into the game at the turnstiles on wednesday night to support the team with fervour, even if you haven't been before. What a glorious opportunity to restore our pride and standing in the eyes of those deriding us outside of Geordieland. If you all at least try to attend, it may be that you fill the ground and the queues around St. James' will reverberate around the nation. For a moment, forget about the cash going into Ashley's pocket, he's rich anyway and he's selling up, but we can seriously impact the status of Newcastle United Football Club for the good tomorrow night. So ladies, girls, men and boys go to the match and make some noise. ( sorry about that )

Ronnie Lambert ( Busker )

Posted by: Ronnie Lambert  | September 23, 2008 4:00 PM

Ste wrote...

Has anyone done the Nigerian banking scam joke yet?

Note From Luke
I believe they have Ste. Happy Birthday by the way!

Posted by: Ste  | September 23, 2008 5:28 PM

True Mag wrote...

I'm not sure we'll go down because I think (hope) a buyer will be found as I think Ashley will realise he has to lower his asking price. I just hope it happens sooner rather than later. That would give a new manager time to look at the small squad he has and, with Wise and Jimenez gone, he will be able to do something about strengthening it. We can't be at all complacent though because plenty of big clubs have gone donw in the past.

Posted by: True Mag  | September 24, 2008 10:38 AM

Carrot wrote...

it's going to be a Leeds Utd story all over again...

Posted by: Carrot  | September 24, 2008 12:25 PM

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